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1997年電視王牌獎

1997年電視王牌獎

1997年電視王牌獎南方公園為了1997年第19屆電視王牌獎製作的短片。

背景[]

埃里克·卡特曼斯坦·馬什凱爾·布羅夫洛夫斯基肯尼·麥考密克成為了「最佳脫口秀系列」獎的特別主持人。被提名者名單如下:

查爾斯·格羅丁:在CNBC主持《查爾斯·格羅丁秀》;

詹姆斯·里普頓:在布拉沃有線電視網絡中心主持《演播台後》;

NBC新聞評論員們:在MSNBC製作《InterNight》;

拉里·金:在CNN主持《拉里·金現場秀》;

比爾·梅爾:在喜劇中心主持《政治不正確》。

在整個主持頒獎典禮的過程中,男孩們抱怨了在前一個沒有電視直播的頒獎夜舉辦的王牌獎太爛了,以至於那事實上只不過是一般的入場券而已,他們甚至必須自己打包晚餐,而獲得最佳動畫系列獎的獎品是給羅斯科的雞和華夫餅之家(Roscoe's House of Chicken and Waffles)贈送的5美元禮券。肯尼念出了獲獎者的名字,但是他的聲音過於含糊,觀眾並不可能聽清,斯坦再次說明獲獎者是在布拉沃有線電視網絡中心主持《演播台後》的查爾斯·格羅丁。短片在掌聲中結束,肯尼也沒有遭遇任何厄運。

冷知識[]

  • 這是最後一次電視王牌獎。

劇本[]

出場角色[]

  • Stan Marsh
  • Kyle Broflovski
  • Eric Cartman
  • Kenny McCormick
1997年電視王牌獎
A stage. Sela Ward is speaking
Sela Ward
Here are Stan, Kyle, Cartman [cheers and applause rise up from the audience] and the most eloquent of them all, Kenny. [looks off to her left. Cut to a construction-paper stage. Wearing solid black bowties, Stan and Cartman enter from screen left, Kyle and Kenny from screen right. They line up abreast behind a little podium]
Stan
Whoa, dude! Sela Ward is hot!
Kyle
Yeah!
Kenny
(Yeah, I'd pinch her to get in trouble) [the others laugh]
Stan
Yeah. I would, too.
Kyle
Tonight, we are here to present the award for Best Talk Show Series.
Cartman
Ey! Wait a minute!
Kyle
What?!
Cartman
This doesn't look anything like last night's Cable Ace Awards! Everything's all fancy!
Stan
That's because we were on last night, Cartman, when they did the non-televised awards for little, unimportant shows like ours.
Cartman
What do you mean?! Why were we on last night?!
Stan
Dude, it was the same as tonight, except that we had general-admission seating, and had to pack our own dinners.
Kyle
Yeah. And instead of an actual award, people received a $5 gift certificate at Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles.
Cartman
That sucks! Who's in charge here?!
Stan
Anyway, the nominees for Best Talk Show series are-
Cartman
NO! Everybody, just...hold on a minute!
Stan
Will you shut your fat mouth for five seconds, Cartman, so we can do this?!
Cartman
No way!
Kyle
Shut up, Cartman!
Stan
Anyway, the Best Talk Show nominees are?
Kyle
[displays a picture of the first nominee] Charles Grodin, CNBC.
Cartman
[displays a picture of the second nominee] Inside the Actors Studio, Bravo Cable Network.
Stan
[displays a horizontal picture of the third nominee] Internight, MSNBC.
Cartman
[displays a picture of the fourth nominee] Larry King Live, CNN.
Kyle
[displays a picture of the fifth nominee] And Politically Incorrect With Bill Maher, on Comedy-ee Cen-tral.
Cartman
Mmeh!
Stan
And the winner is?
Kyle
Now, remember: there are no losers at the Cable Ace Awards, only people who are less likely to have another season.
Stan
Yeah. [the audience laughs] And the winner is?
Kenny
[opens an envelope] (Inside the Actors Studio, Bravo Cable Network.)
Stan
Oohhhh, huh, [he and Kyle start clapping] heh-heh-heh-hehh. [Cartman starts clapping]
Kyle
Congratulations.
Cartman
Yes. Very nice, very nice.
Stan
[steps forward] Oh. He said the winner is Inside the Actors Studio, Bravo Cable Network.
1997年電視王牌獎 結束
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