1997年電視王牌獎是南方公園為了1997年第19屆電視王牌獎製作的短片。
背景[]
埃里克·卡特曼、斯坦·馬什、凱爾·布羅夫洛夫斯基和肯尼·麥考密克成為了「最佳脫口秀系列」獎的特別主持人。被提名者名單如下:
查爾斯·格羅丁:在CNBC主持《查爾斯·格羅丁秀》;
詹姆斯·里普頓:在布拉沃有線電視網絡中心主持《演播台後》;
NBC新聞評論員們:在MSNBC製作《InterNight》;
拉里·金:在CNN主持《拉里·金現場秀》;
比爾·梅爾:在喜劇中心主持《政治不正確》。
在整個主持頒獎典禮的過程中,男孩們抱怨了在前一個沒有電視直播的頒獎夜舉辦的王牌獎太爛了,以至於那事實上只不過是一般的入場券而已,他們甚至必須自己打包晚餐,而獲得最佳動畫系列獎的獎品是給羅斯科的雞和華夫餅之家(Roscoe's House of Chicken and Waffles)贈送的5美元禮券。肯尼念出了獲獎者的名字,但是他的聲音過於含糊,觀眾並不可能聽清,斯坦再次說明獲獎者是在布拉沃有線電視網絡中心主持《演播台後》的查爾斯·格羅丁。短片在掌聲中結束,肯尼也沒有遭遇任何厄運。
冷知識[]
- 這是最後一次電視王牌獎。
劇本[]
出場角色[]
- Stan Marsh
- Kyle Broflovski
- Eric Cartman
- Kenny McCormick
1997年電視王牌獎 | |
A stage. Sela Ward is speaking | |
Here are Stan, Kyle, Cartman [cheers and applause rise up from the audience] and the most eloquent of them all, Kenny. [looks off to her left. Cut to a construction-paper stage. Wearing solid black bowties, Stan and Cartman enter from screen left, Kyle and Kenny from screen right. They line up abreast behind a little podium] | |
Whoa, dude! Sela Ward is hot! | |
Yeah! | |
(Yeah, I'd pinch her to get in trouble) [the others laugh] | |
Yeah. I would, too. | |
Tonight, we are here to present the award for Best Talk Show Series. | |
Ey! Wait a minute! | |
What?! | |
This doesn't look anything like last night's Cable Ace Awards! Everything's all fancy! | |
That's because we were on last night, Cartman, when they did the non-televised awards for little, unimportant shows like ours. | |
What do you mean?! Why were we on last night?! | |
Dude, it was the same as tonight, except that we had general-admission seating, and had to pack our own dinners. | |
Yeah. And instead of an actual award, people received a $5 gift certificate at Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles. | |
That sucks! Who's in charge here?! | |
Anyway, the nominees for Best Talk Show series are- | |
NO! Everybody, just...hold on a minute! | |
Will you shut your fat mouth for five seconds, Cartman, so we can do this?! | |
No way! | |
Shut up, Cartman! | |
Anyway, the Best Talk Show nominees are? | |
[displays a picture of the first nominee] Charles Grodin, CNBC. | |
[displays a picture of the second nominee] Inside the Actors Studio, Bravo Cable Network. | |
[displays a horizontal picture of the third nominee] Internight, MSNBC. | |
[displays a picture of the fourth nominee] Larry King Live, CNN. | |
[displays a picture of the fifth nominee] And Politically Incorrect With Bill Maher, on Comedy-ee Cen-tral. | |
Mmeh! | |
And the winner is? | |
Now, remember: there are no losers at the Cable Ace Awards, only people who are less likely to have another season. | |
Yeah. [the audience laughs] And the winner is? | |
[opens an envelope] (Inside the Actors Studio, Bravo Cable Network.) | |
Oohhhh, huh, [he and Kyle start clapping] heh-heh-heh-hehh. [Cartman starts clapping] | |
Congratulations. | |
Yes. Very nice, very nice. | |
[steps forward] Oh. He said the winner is Inside the Actors Studio, Bravo Cable Network. | |
1997年電視王牌獎 結束 |