陀螺歌

陀螺歌
英文原名	Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel
专辑	汉基先生的圣诞特辑（专辑）
作词作曲	作词：塞缪尔·格罗斯曼 作曲：米克尔·盖尔巴特、塞缪尔·戈德法布
表演者	凯尔、斯坦、卡特曼、希拉、艾克、杰拉德
出场集数	圣诞便便汉基先生 汉基先生的圣诞特辑

“陀螺歌”，或被称为“我有一只小陀螺”，是一首犹太歌曲，在剧集中曾经数次。这首歌在正式剧集中首次出场是在第一季的“圣诞便便汉基先生”中。在短片“圣诞精神：耶稣大战圣诞老人”中这首歌也曾短暂出现。

背景

这首歌首次出现是在“圣诞精神：耶稣大战圣诞老人”中。在短片中男孩们唱着《祝你圣诞快乐》时，斯坦·马什打断了凯尔·布罗夫洛夫斯基，问他是不是犹太人。

在孩子们得出圣诞节的重点在于礼物的结论后，凯尔说如果你是犹太人，你会在八天里每天都得到礼物，于是斯坦和埃里克·卡特曼决定他们也要成为犹太人。然后男孩们唱着歌离开了。这一幕在“屎诞节特辑”中被简短地回忆了起来。

在“圣诞便便汉基先生”中，当凯尔被送进疯人院后，每个人都准备开始演出他们的“非冒犯性的非教派节日戏剧”时，希拉·布罗夫洛夫斯基希望如果凯尔能来看到这一幕就好了。随后镜头切换到囚禁凯尔的病房，凯尔在演唱这首歌，脸上表情看起来有一些疯狂。

在之后的“汉基先生的圣诞特辑”中，凯尔为艾克·布罗夫洛夫斯基演唱了《陀螺歌》，同时指导他如何玩黏土陀螺。卡特曼唱着他自己改编的反犹版本加入了合唱，之后斯坦也唱着自己的歌加入了合唱，凯尔的父母最终也加入了进来，他们最后都在演唱自己的歌曲。在这个版本中，凯尔是唯一一个唱原版歌曲的人。

冷知识

• 艾克在试图唱出这首歌曲时，却唱小蜘蛛童谣与英文字母歌。

歌词

“圣诞精神：耶稣大战圣诞老人”

斯坦：
"Wait a minute!"
凯尔：
"What?"
斯坦：
"Aren't you Jewish, Kyle?"
凯尔：
"Yeah, I think so."
斯坦：
"Dude, Jewish people don't celebrate Christmas. You're supposed to sing Hannukah songs."
[long pause]
凯尔：
(singing) "Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay. Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel--"
斯坦：
"That's a stupid song."

“圣诞便便汉基先生”

凯尔：
"Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay. Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, with dreidel I shall play. Second verse, same as the first! DREIDEL, DREIDEL, DREIDEL..."

“汉基先生的圣诞特辑”

凯尔：
"I have a little dreidel, I made it out of clay. / When it's dry and ready, with dreidel I shall play."
艾克：
"H I J K L O P, up the sun ... like ... all the rain ... came down the rain and washed the spider out"
卡特曼：
"Jews... Play stupid games... Jews... That's why they're lame."
斯坦：
"I'll try to make it spin, it fell, I'll try again."
希拉：
"When you learn to make the dreidel spin, you'll know our people always win."
杰拉德：
"Courteney Cox, I love you, you're so hot, on that show."

专辑版

凯尔：
Okay Ike, you're my little brother, so I have to show you how to celebrate Hanukkah. This is called a dreidel. You spin it and see where it lands, and you sing this song

I have a little dreidel, I made it out of clay
And when it's dry and ready, with dreidel I shall play
Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, with dreidel I shall play

Now you try it, Ike. Just spin it with your fingers, like this

Ike:
H-I-J-K-L-O-P
Um, this song, like, go all the way
Play, came down the rain and wash the spider out

卡特曼： Hey, what the hell are you doing?

凯尔： Oh, hey, Cartman. We're playing dreidel. You wanna try?

卡特曼： Sure.

Here's a little dreidel that's small and made of clay
But I'm not gonna play with it, 'cause dreidel's fuckin' gay

凯尔： Hey, shut your mouth, fatass!

卡特曼：
Jews play stupid games
Jews, that's why they're lame
Jews play stupid games (凯尔： Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay)
Jews, that's why they're lame (凯尔： Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, with dreidel I shall play)

斯坦：
What's going on? Oh, it's that Hannukah thing

卡特曼：
It's so amazing. You spin this thing on the ground and it goes round and round. I could watch it all day.

斯坦：
Let me try.

I'll try to make it spin
It fell, I'll try again
I'll try to make it spin
It fell, I'll try again
I'll try to make it spin
It fell, I'll try again
I'll try to make it spin

希拉：
Hello boys!

凯尔：
Hi, mom

希拉：
Oh, how precious! You boys are all playing dreidel. Now you know that dreidel is a time-honored tradition for the Hebrew people.

卡特曼：
Yes, we know, Ms. Broflovski, it's so very interesting

希拉：
Now when you learn to make the dreidel spin
You'll know our people always win, keep spinning!
Learn to make the dreidel spin
You'll know our people always win

凯尔：
Oh, hi Dad!

杰拉德：
Hello, everybody. Say, can I join in?

凯尔：
Sure!

I have a little dreidel, I made it out of clay
And when it's dry and ready, with dreidel I shall...everybody!
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, with dreidel I shall play
Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, with dreidel I shall play

杰拉德：
Courtney Cox, I love you
You're so hot on that show

凯尔：
Dad?

杰拉德：
Courtney Cox...

凯尔：
Dad!

杰拉德：
Huh?

凯尔：
We're singing about a dreidel

杰拉德：
Oh, sorry

希拉：
We'll talk about this later, Gerald

凯尔：
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, with dreidel I shall play
Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, with dreidel I shall play

国语版歌词

“圣诞便便汉基先生”

乒砰　乒砰　乒砰
我没有妄想症
乒砰　乒砰　乒砰
我要过圣诞节

换个Key呀再来一次

乒砰　乒砰　乒
我没有…

“汉基先生的圣诞特辑”

凯子：
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阿ㄆㄧㄚˇpiǎ：
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屎蛋：
地球会自己转　陀螺不打不转
凯子妈：
文化传承重任在我肩上　国粹靠我发扬光大　我们要学绣花打打麻将　就会获得诺贝尔奖
凯子爸：
钢管秀　无法挡　又够辣　又带劲