“精神迟钝（智库重混）”是一首收录在《援助大厨：南方公园专辑》的混音歌曲。这首歌曲使用第一季及第二季剧集里的台词来创作。它也出现在“Goin' Down to South Park”模仿纪录片。
歌词[]
Damien:
Everybody hates me!
Mr. Mackey:
Why do you suppose that is?
Damien:
Because I'm the son of the devil!
Mr. Mackey:
Uh huh that's a good start, why else?
Stan:
Dude this is pretty fucked up right here!
Stan:
Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Kyle:
You bastards!
Stan:
Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Mr. Garrison:
What kind of sick weirdo are you?
Stan:
Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Kyle:
Say something Mr. Hankey.
Mr Hankey:
Ahh!
Stan:
Oh my god they killed Kenny. Dude, Kenny is dead.
Chef:
Hello there children. Let me sing you a little song: I'm gonna make love to you woman.
Barbrady:
Well you ain't Fiona Apple, and if you ain't Fiona Apple I don't give a rat's ass.
Reporter:
What would drive a man to such a disgusting act?
Woman:
My god that's disgusting!
Stan:
Whoa dude, how do you have sex with a chicken?
Boy:
Dumb asses!
Cartman:
Ow! God damn it!
Stan:
Dude! Sick!
Mr. Hankey:
Ahhhhh!
Cartman:
You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen, and make me some pie!
Kyle:
What the hell would you know you fat sweaty mongoloid?!?
Cartman:
Don't call me fat buttfucker!
Kyle:
You're such a fat fuck Cartman, that when you walk down the street people say, God
dammit that kid's a big fat fuck!!!
Cartman:
Hey!
Mr. Mackey:
I mean your one screwed up little kid, do you understand?
Cartman:
He is a very disturbed little boy.
Liane:
You want some Cheesy Poofs?
Cartman:
Yeah I want Cheesy Poofs!
Liane:
You can have a eensy weensy bit can't you?
Cartman:
Well?
Liane:
Just a weensy eensy woo-woo?
Cartman:
Okay!
Liane:
I bought you some Cheesy Poofs and Happy Tarts.
Cartman:
God Damnit!
Liane:
Just a weensy eensy woo-woo?
Stan:
Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Kyle:
You bastards!
Stan:
Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Mr. Garrison:
What kind of sick weirdo are you?
Stan:
Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Kyle:
Say something Mr. Hankey.
Mr Hankey:
Ahh!
Stan:
Oh my god they killed Kenny. Dude, Kenny is dead.
Mr. Garrison:
Dumb ass, what a r*****!
Kyle:
Fatso!
Cartman:
Hey!
Stan:
Dude.
Mr. Garrison:
Don't be such a little wuss!
Barbrady:
Fruitcake!
Cartman:
Bitch.
Wendy:
No, I'm not acting like a freak!
Cartman:
Well I was standing out in a field and I had this huge satellite dish sticking out of my butt, and then there were hundreds of cows and aliens, and then I went up on the ship, and Scott Baio gave me pinkeye!
Stan:
What the hell are you talking about!
Mr. Garrison:
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people!
Wendy:
Barf is gross!
Cartman:
Nobody gives a rat's ass!
Pip:
Lunchy munchys umm!
Stan:
At least my mom isn't on the cover of Crack Whore magazine!
Cartman:
Don't call me fat, buttfucker!
Stan:
Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Kyle:
You bastards!
Stan:
Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Starvin' Marvin:
Yeah I want da cheesy poofs!
Stan:
Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Mr. Hankey:
Howwwwdy-hoooo.
Stan:
Oh my god they killed Kenny. Holy Shit it's Jesus!
Cartman:
You Pigfucker!
Stan:
Dude, don't say pigfucker in front of Jesus!
Jesus:
Yay, believe in me, and ye shall find peace!
Ring Announcer:
Wearing very very black shorts... the king of all that is evil...
Towns People:
Barbra Streisand, Barbra Streisand!
Barbra Streisand:
I'm Barbra Streisand!
Chef:
Barbra Streisand?
Leonard Maltin:
Barbra Streisand.
Kyle:
Kick the baby!
Ike:
Don't kick the...
Leonard Maltin:
Leonard Maltin, yes.
Sidney Poitier:
Sidney Poitier.
Chef:
Sidney Poitier!?!
Stan:
Oh yeah?
Barbra Streisand:
Piss ass little hick!
Stan:
You ugly skank!
Cartman:
Damn your black heart, Barbra Streisand!
Hey! Why don't you stop dressin' me up like a mailman, and making me dance for you, while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have sex with some guy I don't even know on my dad's bed!
Stan:
This is pretty fucked up right here!
Cartman:
Let us remember the good times, Kenny would have wanted it that way!
Stan:
Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Kyle:
You bastards!
Stan:
Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Kyle:
Total weirdo freak!
Stan:
Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Stan:
Oh my god!
Kyle:
Oh my god!
Stan:
Oh my god they killed Kenny. Dude Kenny is dead!