“等待姑娘”是一首由大厨在第一季的“卡特曼的荡妇妈”中所唱的歌曲。
背景[]
埃里克·卡特曼为他父亲的身份感到困惑，并从流水酋长那里听说有可能是大厨。他打扮成刻板印象的嘻哈孩子来到大厨的家中做客还说着街头俚语。大厨让他坐下并用这首歌向他解释为什么他不可能是他的父亲。
歌词[]
When a man loves a woman, and a woman loves a man,
Actually, sometimes a man doesn't love a woman, but...he acts like he does, in order to get some action, (laughs)
The magic starts to happen, and the two take off their clothes, that's right
And they caress and touch each other, until the part of the man grows
Oooohhh And they roll around and now things a-really start getting hot
And the man says "I love you" and the woman says "hold on a second, I gotta go to the bathroom"
So you wait, and you wait, and you wait and you wait...[pause]...and you wait, and you wait, and you wait
And you wait and you're coolin' down and she's still goin' to the bathroom
Finally she comes back, and she says, "Baby, I'm gettin' hot!"
And that's when you gotta jam her butt and pump her full of...
国语版歌词[]
当你爱上一个女人 而那女人也爱上你
也许你并不是真的爱上那个女的 但是你会假装很爱她 然后轻轻地抚摸她（笑声）
你褪去她的衣袜 奇妙的事就发生 噢耶
你们互相爱抚亲吻 直到你小弟弟变硬
喔 你们身体缠绕在一起 就像那干柴碰上烈火
当你对她说俺爱你 她却推开你说 等一等，俺要去一下洗手间
你就左等右等不停地等 [停下] 轻轻叹口气继续地等
等到你已经软了下来 她还是没有回来
最后，她终于出现 对你说…天啊，俺好想要你喔
而这时，你的小弟弟再度站站站站起
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