南方公園出現在第58屆黃金時段艾美獎的開幕片。
背景[]
柯南·奧布萊恩出現在馬什家時，把自己鎖在斯坦的衣櫃裡。斯坦就在這時候呼叫父親幫他勸奧布萊恩出櫃。突然，奧布萊恩走出了衣櫃，說明衣櫃裡有另一個人，而這人踏出衣櫃時，可以看到他是湯姆·克魯斯。克魯斯隨後再次把自己鎖在衣櫃裡，使蘭迪試圖把衣櫃門打開。
劇本[]
出場角色[]
- Conan O'Brien
- Stan Marsh
- Randy Marsh
| 第58屆黃金時段艾美獎 | |
| Stan's room. Conan O'Brien opens the door and walks into the room, panting. He takes a look at himself. | |
| What the... oh my God! What's happened to me? | |
| Dude, get out of my room. | |
| AHHH!!! | |
| Conan runs into Stan's closet and locks himself in | |
| Hey, hey! That's my closet! | |
| Leave me alone! | |
| [walks out of his room into the corridor] Dad! Conan O'Brien won't come out of the closet! | |
| What? [he knocks on the closet door] Mr. O'Brien, you need to come out of the closet. | |
| [opens the door and runs out] Ah! There's someone else in there! [leaves the room] | |
| Upon Conan leaving the room, Tom Cruise appears out of the closet for a second, before going back into the closet and locking himself in as well. | |
| Mr. Cruise! [knocks on the door, then tries to open it] | |
| 第58屆黃金時段艾美獎 結束 | |