“我爱你，社交距离”是卡特曼在第二十四季“疫情特辑”一集中演唱的歌曲。
背景[]
又是不用上学和保持社交距离的一天，卡特曼在醒来后开心地唱这首歌。他在线上上课时假装电脑卡住了，然后继续唱歌，直到他的妈妈告诉他人们正在考虑复学。
歌词[]
卡特曼：
Wow!
Another day inside, don't have to do a thing
I love you, social distancing
No one's around, no one's talking to me
Social distancing, I'm free
Don't have to brush my teeth or shower (for what?)
I can sit on the toilet for hours (As long as I want!)
'Cause no one's saying to me
"You kids should get outside and do something"
[After faking his computer freezing up during a Zoom call]
I'm cut off from the world
Isolated, alone
This is what I call existancing
No one can touch me or boss me around
Social distancing
丽安：
Eric, aren't you supposed to be on your Zoom call?
卡特曼：
Stay away from me, Mom, yeah
You got to keep your social distance
'Cause all I'm gonna do is sing
About how much I love you and need you
Social distancing
丽安：
Sweetie, I know these are challenging times.
卡特曼：
Yeah, social distancing, Mom
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