“温蒂试镜曲”是温蒂·泰斯伯格写的歌。她在第四季“乐团风云”一集中演唱了这首歌。
背景[]
温蒂参加了手枪乐队招募第五位成员的海选试镜。卡特曼反对乐队中有女孩子成员，但凯尔和斯坦否决了他的意见，因此她试镜唱歌了。
温蒂因为唱这首歌被手枪乐队接受了。来自《花生漫画》（Peanuts）的史洛德弹奏钢琴为他伴奏。
冷知识[]
歌词[]
Mrs. Landers was a health nut,
she cooked food in a wok,
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend,
and he had a great big
Cock-a-doodle-doodle,
the rooster just won't quit,
And I don't want my breakfast,
because it tastes like
Shih Tzus make good house pets,
they're cuddly and sweet,
Monkeys aren't good to have,
'cos they like to beat their
Meeting in the office,
a meeting in the hall,
The boss he wants to see you,
so you can suck his
Balzac was a writer,
he lived with Allen Funt,
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him,
but that's 'cos she's a
Contaminated water,
can really make you sick,
Your bladder gets infected,
and blood comes out your
Dictate what I'm saying,
'cos it will bring you luck,
and if you all don't like it,
I don't give a flying fuck!
国语版歌词[]
王太太说他很寂寞
想买个小老公
王先生她非常生气
想谋杀他老婆
他又杀又砍
还学人放炸弹
没有炸死王太太
被条子抓去关
再说到小助
打架诈赌最棒
一眼看了不爽
他就诈到你脱肛
还有个小方
整天都在上网
破解密码最快
你根本无法防
还有个三嫂
她专门做应召
走起路来阿娜多姿
功夫也一级棒
这是个好社区
什么都不缺乏
人人相亲相爱
警卫有十二打
劝你快搬来
和大家参一卡
学会那求生技能
你将来就变老大
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