「溫蒂試鏡曲」是溫蒂·泰斯伯格寫的歌。她在第四季「樂團風雲」一集中演唱了這首歌。
背景[]
溫蒂參加了手槍樂隊招募第五位成員的海選試鏡。卡特曼反對樂隊中有女孩子成員，但凱爾和斯坦否決了他的意見，因此她試鏡唱歌了。
溫蒂因為唱這首歌被手槍樂隊接受了。來自《花生漫畫》（Peanuts）的史洛德彈奏鋼琴為他伴奏。
冷知識[]
歌詞[]
Mrs. Landers was a health nut,
she cooked food in a wok,
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend,
and he had a great big
Cock-a-doodle-doodle,
the rooster just won't quit,
And I don't want my breakfast,
because it tastes like
Shih Tzus make good house pets,
they're cuddly and sweet,
Monkeys aren't good to have,
'cos they like to beat their
Meeting in the office,
a meeting in the hall,
The boss he wants to see you,
so you can suck his
Balzac was a writer,
he lived with Allen Funt,
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him,
but that's 'cos she's a
Contaminated water,
can really make you sick,
Your bladder gets infected,
and blood comes out your
Dictate what I'm saying,
'cos it will bring you luck,
and if you all don't like it,
I don't give a flying fuck!
國語版歌詞[]
王太太說他很寂寞
想買個小老公
王先生她非常生氣
想謀殺他老婆
他又殺又砍
還學人放炸彈
沒有炸死王太太
被條子抓去關
再說到小助
打架詐賭最棒
一眼看了不爽
他就詐到你脫肛
還有個小方
整天都在上網
破解密碼最快
你根本無法防
還有個三嫂
她專門做應召
走起路來阿娜多姿
功夫也一級棒
這是個好社區
什麼都不缺乏
人人相親相愛
警衛有十二打
勸你快搬來
和大家參一卡
學會那求生技能
你將來就變老大
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