“水上乐园的少数民族”是一首原创歌曲，由埃里克·卡特曼演唱。它出现在第十三季剧集“尿上乐园”。
背景[]
卡特曼发现皮匹水上乐园里的游客，甚至保安人员都是少数民族，乐园也开始使用外语公告。因此，卡特曼就通过演唱这首民谣来表达他的情绪，同时可以看到少数民族游客在乐园中游玩的蒙太奇。
歌词[]
What has happened to this place?
I don’t recognize it anymore.
It used to be so fun and special.
What is life worth living for?
The dream is dead, our land is gone;
There’s a hole in my heart and I can’t go on.
There are too many minorities (minorities)
At my water park (my water park).
This was our land, our dream (our dream)
and they’ve taken it all away.
They just keep coming and coming (minorities).
I tried to go and tell the police,
But even the authorities
Are minorities
At my water park.
There’s no place for me to sit anymore,
And the lines just keep getting crazier.
There are Mexicans all around me.
The lazy river has never been lazier.
It’s a 40 minute wait to go down one slide,
And the instructions are in Spanish on the Zip Line ride!
(Guarden los brazos y piernas dentro del paseo)
Just do it in English!
There are too many minorities (too many)
At my water park (somebody do something).
Where did they all come from?
Why can’t they leave this land alone?
And it’s such a tragedy (feel a bit like dying).
We looked the other way too long.
We’ve got to change our priorities
And get all these minorities
Out of my water park
(Minorities) Mexicans and Asians,
(Black people), I think I even saw Native Americans (gross).
God I’m asking please, get all of these minorities
Out of my water park (my water park).
冷知识[]
- 这首歌可以在南方公园：真理之杖游戏中打开卡特曼播音机时听到。
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