总统加里森

总统加里森是“南方公园：手机毁灭者”中赫伯特·加里森的中立主题卡牌。

他的技能是区域攻击。集气：对一个敌人实施远程打击（对领袖则为1/10的伤害）

攻略

已不适用于更新后的版本

虽然是战士，其实是不合格的肉的数据，卖点是技能伤害高和铁钩手克莱持平，但是本体血量低攻击低并且攻击动作很慢，技能充能慢，而且容易打到NK浪费。集气技能一般只能放一次，实用性很低。用国旗打人很酷，但是实际强度不高。评分T2.5。

召唤
- "So, I can do whatever the fuck I want in here now, right?"
- "You wanna see real power?"
- "I don’t have any fuckin’ plan!"
- "I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing."
- "I happen to be president, bitch!"
发动技能
- Media:Duck and cover, kids.ogg Duck and cover, kids!
- Media:Alright,_take_the_shot..ogg Alright, take the shot.
- Media:Fuck them till’ they’re dead!.ogg Fuck them till’ they’re dead!
攻击
- "Take that!"
- "There you go!
被攻击
- "Son of a bitch!"
- "Ow..."
击败
- "Oh geez, this doesn’t look very fun."
- "Oooh geeez..."
- "Yooow- Woah!"
未辨别
- Media:Holy freaking Jesus..ogg Holy freaking Jesus.
- "Yeah... Fuck them all."

04/07/2020
- The charged attack will no longer hit the New Kid, and base ATK will now be 30 (was 25, +20% increase).
11/08/2019
- Added to the game.
08/30/21
- Aggro Range decreased by -20% (2.5 to 2)
- Attack Range decreased by -53% (1.5 to 0.7)

等阶	血量	攻击	技能伤害（一般/领袖）
1	373	32	256/26
挑战赛	437	38	256/26
2	514	45	377/38
3	784	68	498/50
4	1028	89	680/68
5	1146	102	765/76
6	1249	114	826/83
7	1313	120	826/83