性瘾治疗是一首马文·盖伊所作的歌曲，出场于第十四季的“性瘾治疗”。
背景[]
这首歌在剧集最后出现，凯尔和巴特斯刚刚击杀了所谓的“巫师外星人”，大家觉得成功地消灭了性瘾的根源。在这虚假的胜利之下，性瘾大犯的名人们都跑出去随着这首歌起舞，自称性瘾离开了他们的身体。歌曲继续播放，贝拉克·奥巴马发表了关于性瘾的讲话，说明如果再有此事发生，一定是巫师外星人作祟。
凯尔和巴特斯接受了采访，巴特斯表示他对“黑色小树丛”下面藏着的东西非常感兴趣，但最终花钱看到之后，却只看到了“两瓣恶心的小丑嘴唇”。最后，泰格·伍兹在一场新闻发布会上声称自己性瘾退却，可以回归高尔夫球界。而对此，斯坦和卡特曼表示高尔夫球又变得无聊了。
歌词[]
Get up, get up, get up, get up
Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up
Ooh baby, now let's get down tonight
Baby I'm hot just like an oven
I need some lovin'
And baby, I can't hold it much longer
It's getting stronger and stronger
And when I get that feeling
I want Sexual Healing
Sexual Healing, oh baby
Makes me feel so fine
Helps to relieve my mind
Sexual Healing baby, is good for me
Sexual Healing is something that's good for me
Whenever blue tear drops are falling
And my emotional stability is leaving me
There is something I can do
I can get on the telephone and call you up baby, and
Honey I know you'll be there to heal me
The love you give to me will free me
If you don't know the thing you're dealing
Oh I can tell you, darling, that it's Sexual Healing
(Get up, Get up, Get up, Get up)
Let's make love tonight
(Wake up, Wake up, Wake up, Wake up)
'Cause you do it right
Baby I got sick this morning
A sea was storming inside of me
Baby I think I'm capsizing
The waves are rising and rising
And when I get that feeling
I want Sexual Healing
Sexual Healing is good for me
Makes me feel so fine, it's such a rush
Helps to relieve the mind, and it's good for us
Sexual Healing, baby, it's good for me
Sexual Healing is something that's good for me
And it's good for me and it's so good to me
My baby ohhh
Come take control, just grab a hold
Of my body and mind soon we'll be making it
Honey, oh we're feeling fine
You're my medicine open up and let me in
Darling, you're so great
I can't wait for you to operate
(Heal me my darling)
I can't wait for you to operate
When I get this feeling
I need Sexual Healing
Oh when I get this feeling
I need Sexual Healing
I gotta have Sexual Healing, darling
'Cause I'm all alone
Sexual Healing, darling
'Till you come back home
Please don't procrastinate
It's not good to masturbate
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