「巧克力鹹酥球」是由大廚在第二季的「大廚的巧克力鹹酥球」中所唱的一首歌。
背景[]
舉辦年度聖丹斯電影節的南方公園迎來了一大波遊客。大廚想要用他的巧克力鹹酥球吸引電影節參與者。其他在售的甜點有：「Go Fudge Yourself」曲奇餅以及純天然「I Don't Really Give A Flying Fudge」。
加長版本收錄在《援助大廚：南方公園專輯》中。
在英國，這首歌在1998年聖誕榜單排行第二，而在1999年的首個榜單則是排行第一。
冷知識[]
- 這首歌曾在英國單曲榜單排行第一，在澳大利亞排行第十四。
- 雖然名字裏有「咸」這個字眼，但是食譜上並沒有加鹽。
- 著名Youtuber「Binging With Babish」用大廚的食譜做出了巧克力鹹酥球，但成品更像是餅而不是球。
- 《南方公園》官方在2022年2月21日發佈了由一個管弦樂隊所演繹出的歌曲。
歌詞[]
Two tablespoons of cinnamon,
and two or three egg whites,
a half a stick of butter, melted.
Stick it all in a bowl baby,
stir it with a wooden spoon,
mix in a cup of flour.
You'll be in heaven soon.
Say everybody have you seen my balls they're big and salty and brown.
If you ever need a quick pick me up, just stick my balls in your mouth.
OOH! Suck on my chocolate salty balls, stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em.
Suck on my chocolate salty balls, they're packed full of vitamins,
and good for you, so suck on my balls.
Pour in a cup of unsweetened chocolate,
and a half a cup of brandy
then throw in a bag or two of sugar,
and just a pinch of vanilla,
grease up the cookie sheet.
'Cause I hate when my balls stick!
then preheat the oven to tree-fiddy, and give that spoon a lick!
Say everybody have you seen my balls they're big and salty and brown.
If you ever need a quick pick me up, just stick my balls in your mouth.
Oh! Suck on my chocolate salty balls, put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em.
Suck on my chocolate salty balls, they're packed full of goodness,
and high in fiber, so suck on my balls.
(sniff, sniff, sniff)
Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell?
It smells like something's burning.
Well, that don't bother me none, as long as I get my rent paid on Friday.
Baby, you better get back in the kitchen, cause I got a sneakn' suspicion.
Oh man baby, baby, you just burnt my balls.
My balls are on fire, come on, my balls are burning, gimme some water pour some water on 'em, o goodness, blow on them, do something
Say everybody have you seen my balls they're big and salty and brown. (They're on fire baby)
If you ever need a quick pick me up, just stick my balls in your mouth.
OOH! Suck on my chocolate salty balls, put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em. (Put 'em out, blow on 'em.)
suck on my balls baby,
suck on my balls baby,
suck on my red hot salty chocolate balls.
Come on,baby, woo, woo, suck on my balls!
(blow, blow, blow)
國語版歌詞[]
嘿 大家快點過來吃吃看
俺的低脂蔬菜球
如果你六點半月經不順
快把蔬菜球塞進嘴
喔 吃俺的低脂蔬菜球
重振你雄風
保證你吃了以後還想再吃
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