“就是巴特斯！” 是《巴特斯秀》的主题曲，该节目在“巴特斯特辑”中出现。这首歌的唱词全是关于巴特斯·斯多奇的。
歌词[]
Who's the boy that can laugh at a storm cloud?
Turn a frown into a smile for free?
Who's the kid with a heart full of magic?
Everyone knows it's Butters!
巴特斯： "That's me!"
Who's the boy with eyes full of wonder?
Who thinks being yourself is the best thing to be?
Who's that rascal with the tweezers in his pocket?
Everyone knows it's Butters!
巴特斯： "That's me!"
Jumping in puddles, skipping down the hallway.
Petting goats at the petting zoo, he loves John Alway.
巴特斯： "Elway!"
Who's the little tyke with the cutest little dimples?
Batting his eyes at every puppy he sees?
If you look inside yourself you might be surprised when you find
A little boy named Butters!
巴特斯： "Well that's - That's me! Yeah."
国语版歌词[]
谁的脑袋，装满了地瓜
谁能永远都在傻笑
谁的运气，好到会喷饭
天底下只有他，大头
大头：“烟斗仔桑”
谁的智商，低到气死人
谁总是能，愉快地活着
谁被卖掉，还会帮忙数钞票
天底下只有他，大头
大头：“就是我啦”
超喜欢踩水，没事到处乱跑
最喜欢小动物，热爱踢橄榄球
常被同学欺负到顶点
好事没他，坏事总有份
他从来都不怀疑别人的目的和动机
超级白目男，大头
大头：“ㄏㄟ啊，就是我啦”
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