基佬魚

基佬魚
英文原名	Gay Fish
作詞作曲	特雷·帕克
表演者	坎耶·維斯特
出場集數	魚肉棒

「基佬魚」是坎耶·維斯特的歌曲《冷酷無情》（Heartless）的惡搞版本，在劇集「魚肉棒」中出現。在南方公園工作室網站上，可以下載這首歌的無刪減加長版本。

冷知識

• 這首歌和「聖地亞哥打飛機」一起，被錄製成一張7英寸黑膠唱片，在2013年4月20日（唱片店日）發行。
• 為了迎接第二十五季的發行，《南方公園》官方在2022年1月21日發佈了由一個管弦樂隊所演繹出的歌曲。
  • 南方公園：25周年音樂會上表演了這首歌的慢搖版，大屏幕上還播放了「魚肉棒」一集的片段。

另一種結尾

南方公園：第十三季完整版DVD中展示了這首歌MV的另一種結尾 。在這一版本中，坎耶在海底的冒險實際上都是幻覺。最後，海岸巡邏隊將他腫脹的屍體從海里打撈了起來，屍體的臉上還掛着一絲詭異的微笑。

歌詞

Yo, uhh
Uhh, come on
I've been so lonely, girl
I've been so sad and down
Couldn't understand why haters joked around
I wanted to be free
With other creatures like me
And now I got my wish
Cause I know that I'm a gay fish, gay fish
(Gay fish, yo')
Motherfucking gay fish, gay fish
(I'm a fish, yo')
Going on a gay fish, gay fish
(It's alright, girl)
Makin' love to other gay fish, gay fish

Uhh
On these lonely nights at the grocery store
In the frozen fish aisle, feeling like a whore
Cause I wasn't bein' true, you know everyone said
That I had to make a switch
(Gay fish)
Now I know that I'm a gay fish, gay fish
(Gay fish, yo')
Motherfucking gay fish
(I'm, I'm a fish, yo')
Going on a gay fish, gay fish
(Yeah, now where I belong, girl)
Makin' love to other gay fish, gay fish

I used to be scared, denying who I was
Actin' straight, but then goin' out to the gay fish clubs
Dancin' with the mullets,
Makin' out with all the snappers
I take that salmon home and work that coddle fin for hours

But now I'm out and I'm free to love what I want
Be it yellowfin or bass or them trout in Vermont
I slap that Marlin ass,
Make that grouper butt shake
I come to your house and have an orgy
In your motherfucking fish tank, fish tank
Motherfucking gay fish, gay fish
(I'm, I'm a fish, yo')
Going on a gay fish, gay fish
(Yeah, now where I belong, girl)
Makin' love to other gay fish, gay fish

I really get around
I'm a slut of the sea
When I say I got crabs, I mean it literally
I was eating dinner and just had to go down
On the Mackerel on the dish
'Cause I'm the gayest of the gay fish,
Gay fish, gay fish
Motherfucking gay fish, gay fish
(I'm, I'm a fish, yo')
Goin' on a gay fish, gay fish
(Yeah, now where I belong, girl)

But I got to settle down, I can't be a whore
I ain't gonna' just sleep with any fish no more
I found me a lover, a brother
Who's a cross-dressing pike named Trish
And together we are gay fish, gay fish
(Gay fish, yo')
Motherfucking gay fish, gay fish
(I'm, I'm a fish, yo')
Going on a gay fish, gay fish
(Yeah, now where I belong, girl)
Makin' love to other gay fish, gay fish

相關連結

• 「基佬魚」MV ，來自南方公園工作室網站。