「地獄聖誕節」是由撒旦在第三季的「漢基先生的聖誕特輯」中所唱的歌曲。撒旦在聽到阿道夫·希特拉所唱的悲傷版本的哦，聖誕樹後便唱了這首歌。
許多過世的名人在這首歌里以地獄居民的身份出現，包括：
還有一幅安迪·迪克的照片掛在撒旦的壁爐上。
歌詞[]
撒旦：
Well I'll tell you what,
Maybe we'll have ourselves a little Christmas, right here.
C'mon everyone, gather 'round!
String up the lights and light up the tree,
we're gonna make some revelry,
spirits are high, so I can tell
it's Christmas time in hell!
Demons are nicer as you pass them by,
there's lots of demon toys to buy,
the snow is falling and all is well,
it's Christmas time in hell!
There goes Jeffrey Dahmer, with a festive Christmas ham,
after he has sex with it he'll eat up all he can.
And there goes John F. Kennedy, caroling with his son,
甘迺迪父子：
Reunited for the holidays, god bless us everyone!
所有人：
Everybody has a happy glow,
let's dance in blood and pretend its snow,
撒旦：
Even Mao Tse-tung is under the spell,
it's Christmas time in hell!
Adolf, here's a present for you!
希特拉：
(Unwraps present to find a Christmas tree)
Ein Tannenbaum!'
撒旦：
Yes, ein Tannenbaum!
God cast me down from heavens door,
to rule in hell for ever more,
but now I'm kinda glad, that I fell,
'cause it's Christmas time in hell!
Here's a rack to hang the stocking on,
we still have to shop for Genghis Khan,
Michael Landon's hair looks swell,
it's Christmas time in hell!
There's Princess Diana,
holding burning mistletoe,
over poor Gene Siskel's head,
just watch his weenie grow!
For one day we all stop burning,
and the flames are not so thick,
all the screaming and the torture stops,
as we wait for old St. Nick!
So, string up the lights and light up the tree,
we're damned for all eternity,
but for just one day, all is well,
it's Christmas time in hell!
Gather close together,
and make it quick,
we gotta make room for
Andy Dick.
Wake his mother and ring the bell,
It's, Christmas time...
Christmas time...
It's Christmas, time, in, hell!
Merry Christmas, movie house!
國語版歌詞[]
撒旦：
哦，不要難過
今年我要在地獄辦聖誕派對
酷吧，起來吧，死人們 復活吧
有時候我會大發慈悲
讓地獄谷公休一天
沒有刀山，沒有油鍋
過地獄聖誕節
惡魔都扮早安少女隊
盜版CD都銷毀
燈火通明，門戶大開
過地獄聖誕節
只要你住地獄就可以盡情享樂
一台斤過期人肉加上鮮血果凍
別再猶豫快來地獄門票很便宜
甘迺迪父子：
只要夠邪惡、作惡多端你就可下地獄
所有人：
景色怡人環境優美
這裏就是你的避風港
撒旦：
連毛主席都喜歡來
過地獄聖誕節
西特勒，這是送給你的禮物
西特勒：
（拆開禮物發現是一棵聖誕樹）
是聖誕樹
撒旦：
今天不准殺人喔
當初在天堂被退學
轉到地獄來混時間
但我一點也不後悔
過地獄聖誕節
地獄充滿美好夢想
和許多特價拍賣會
呼朋引伴一起來
過地獄聖誕節
那戴安娜王妃，走出了頭等艙
了解外面的改變
順便談個小戀愛
假期就全面停工
連火都不用點
連嚴刑拷打、拔舌割鼻
一律全部赦免
來，有時候我會大發慈悲
讓地獄谷公休一天
千萬別錯過、好機會
過地獄聖誕節
地獄一年三百六十五天
全年無休就像便利商店
咬緊牙關就等這天
過聖誕節
聖誕節…
過地～獄～聖～誕～節～
聖誕快樂，四賤客
冷知識[]
- 一家英國硬件商店不小心放了這首歌讓其走紅。[1]
參考資料[]
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