「回憶三年級」是一首原創歌曲，由埃里克·卡特曼在第四季劇集「升上四年級」演唱。這首歌曲是關於四年級學生們回憶着三年級過去的美好。
歌曲[]
Remember how it used to be in the Third Grade?
We used to laugh and play and cherish each day in the Third Grade.
We learned wondrous things from a teacher so nice
Sat on marshmallow desks with teddy-bear smiles
The world seemed to all make sense
But that sense seems to slowly fade
After Third Grade.
In Third Grade we used to write with crayons
We would make sparkly pictures with glitter and glue
We had warm cookies and hearts full of love
And there wasn't a care in the world for me... of you...
There's not a thing in this life that I wouldn't trade just to go back, for one minute
To Third Grade.
國語版歌詞[]
多麼希望能再次回到從前
我愛笑就笑，愛鬧就鬧，有夠屌
我們無法無天連老師都不鳥
每天無聊無慮就像住在天堂
若我還可以選
希望一切都不變
回到從前
多希望在用蠟筆畫圖
加上亮片和金粉做美麗卡片
吃脆脆的煎餅配熱可可
天塌下來都不管我鳥事
求你，讓我回到過去，一秒也好
我什麼都願意放棄
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