“同一时刻”是由大厨在第二季的“夏天很糟糕”中所唱的一首歌，这首歌是他在阿鲁巴度假时唱给三位美女听的。
这首歌的加长版被收录在《援助大厨：南方公园专辑》中。这首歌也被用在《南方公园：大厨的爱之屋》的开场。
歌词[]
Baby you know you're the one for me
And all that I want to be is...
You, and me, and her, simultaneous
You, and me, and you and you
Simultaneous lovin' baby, two or three
Simultaneous ooh, come on
Have an open mind
Pull my trigger down
Give me the last, cold turkey brass make it fast
Take my ass to town
Have an open mind
Send my cares away
Ring my bell ya fat pig oh well, what the hell
Today's your lucky day
You, and me, and her, simultaneous
You, and me, and Wyona Ryder
Simultaneous lovin' baby, two or three
Simultaneous ooh, come on
Have an open mind
It's a normal thing to do
Don't be prude just get nude aw you're being rude
I would do it for you
Baby please have an open mind
You're the only one I love
These girls you see they don't mean anything
Let's all get in the tub
You, and me, and her too, simultaneous
You, and me, and your momma and your sister
Simultaneous lovin' baby, two or three
Simultaneous aoh, come on
Everybody here in the pool
Have an open mind
Don't be so mean to me
Call your sister, and your mother and your aunt
It's every man's fantasy
Have an open whoa baby
Put that knife away
Don't be mad I'll take you back just relax
We can make love your way
I'm talkin' about you, and me, and some flowers and some wine, instantaneous
You, and me, and Whitney Housten, on the radio babe, on the radio,
Some candles and some good feelings, just the two of us
Oh fudge it, no
I'm talkin' about you, and me, and her and her and her, simultaneous
You and me, all the women in the house
Simultaneous lovin, three on seven, make it a baker's dozen
Say the ladies in the house raise your hands
Now that'd be a party ladies
国语版歌词[]
别用饥渴的眼神看着俺
俺已经有反应
你和俺
和她来个三人行
你和俺
帅哥辣妹高矮胖瘦俺照单全收
一起来 嘿嘿 互相安慰
喔 好爽
说干就干
你和俺不管谁先
只要想要就躺下来
一起来 嘿嘿
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