南方公園:流量大戰2 | 南方公園:逢迎宇宙 | 南方公園(少兒不宜) |
「南方公園:逢迎宇宙」是派拉蒙+流媒體電影系列中的第五部,於2023年10月27日播出。
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卡特曼的噩夢預示著他所熟悉和熱愛的生活之結束。人工智慧的降臨也讓南方公園成年人們的世界發生了天翻地覆的變化。
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在216-B宇宙,埃里克·卡特曼從床上醒來,但似乎變成了一個黑人女性。她的媽媽指出要遲到了,並明確表示不允許她在家裡玩上一整天的《博德之門3》。於是,卡特曼和她的朋友,斯坦、凱爾和肯尼見面了,但他們也變成了女性外觀,分別成了拉丁裔、印度裔和亞裔。眾人言語分裂地聊了聊天,說到了克萊德試圖對塔米·穆林斯放屁的事情,以凱爾提到此事像是白人男性重鑄父權制度作結。
正常的卡特曼一副做了噩夢的樣子,驚醒了過來。他堅稱凱薩琳·甘迺迪和迪士尼高管就在他床下,想把他變成一個「更多樣化的女性」。不過他媽媽則安撫他,認為一切不過是他想像出來的。
視角轉到節草農場,蘭迪·馬什提早把倆孩子叫了起來,教育道這一代人什麼都不會修。他隨後展示了自己修理壞掉的烤箱門的過程——打了個電話,讓修理人員過來幹活。然而,修理工不能及時到場,因為他還得換換部件,以及去斯多奇家。蘭迪又加了點錢,但工人表示斯多奇家給的更多。莎倫·馬什這時來問了問修理進程,蘭迪卻只是繼續送了罐啤酒,然而修理工卻表示自己沒有時間,已經被工作纏住了,這都是因為這些天大家都不知道怎麼幹活。
卡特曼在另一邊和一個心理醫生聊著自己的夢魘。最近的一次,他身為一個黑人女性,終於發現了自己周邊的人均為少數裔女人這件事,問起了事情的前因後果,夢中的肯尼回答都是凱薩琳·甘迺迪的錯。心理醫生告訴卡特曼,大家都在被人工智慧取代,讓他思考下誰會在未來用AI賺到錢。聊了一半,桌上的燈壞掉了,醫生叫了修理工,但卻沒能得到立刻的修復。
蘭迪這邊還在修門,找不到方法的他問起了Siri,Siri給了他明確的指示,但同時也表示無法自己修理。蘭迪變得愈發氣憤,因為他覺得AI最後應該什麼都能做。莎倫又來問了一次,而蘭迪還是只好敷衍一下,表示正在幹活。蘭迪接著抱怨起來修理工最近都賺了大錢,自己的錢都滿足不了他們了。對此Siri提出,可以找個無資格的工人,讓此人去幹些奇怪的活。
在南方公園小學,正常的斯坦和凱爾告訴肯尼,塔米沒有參加體育課,因為她聽說了克萊德要對她放屁的計劃。肯尼承認他告訴了她這事,並進一步評論了她的「大咪咪」。卡特曼走向男孩們,一副絕望表情,問著他為啥會有變成一個多元化女性的幻覺。凱爾指責卡特曼是個種族主義肥豬,但卡特曼反駁道,這個評價是一個由白人男性主導的審美標準的社會給出的,然後又思考起他一開始會提到這個問題是為什麼。卡特曼認為他的夢境實際上是通往另一個宇宙的窗口,但凱爾對此不屑一顧,解釋說這個概念已經過時了,是懶蛋編劇搞出來的。他們一起離開了,但卻並沒有意識到卡特曼正通過一個泡泡,被傳送到了另一個宇宙。
與此同時,蘭迪來到家得寶,試圖僱傭無證的移民工人,然而他卻見到了一群受過高等教育的成年人,包括傑拉德和一個記者,試圖用自己的專業知識尋求基本修理的工作。
在216-B宇宙,斯坦和凱爾走到了肯尼身邊,問肯尼是否愛上了塔米·穆林斯,並提醒了她泄露給塔米有人要對她放屁這件事。肯尼否認了這一點,聲稱她只是喜歡塔米那對大咪咪。卡特曼加入進來,拼命說明她一直夢到自己是一個被白人包圍的胖白男孩,認為這是一個平行宇宙的部分。凱爾認為她是在裝瘋賣傻,只是為了回家玩《博德之門3》。然而當他們背過身時,卡特曼被吸入了另一個宇宙,正常的卡特曼出現在了她的位置。然而,女孩們仍然認為這是卡特曼的惡作劇的一部分。凱爾評論說他和原來的卡特曼一樣胖,但還更圓了,而肯尼將他與塔米·穆林斯的大咪咪對比起來。
在主宇宙中,斯坦告訴了男孩們克萊德最新試圖對塔米·穆林斯放屁的事,並二次提醒肯尼保守秘密。就在這時,216-B的卡特曼出現在男孩們面前,表示她事先對此的預見是多么正確。她堅稱自己是卡特曼,但男孩們不相信她,而凱爾還堅持表示多元宇宙的存在是站不住腳的。
在南方公園的家得寶外,所有的成年人都在等待一個工人來幫助他們。一個修理工開著麵包車路過,每個人都試圖以知識交換服務,結果被前者趕開了。蘭迪意識到他在大學裡學了一堆現在誰都能通過人工智慧知道的東西,他本可以利用這段時間學學修理東西的。最終,他喚起其他的成年人,發起了一場小型抗議活動,目的是要回他們的錢。他們取來了一個投石車,然而它是裝在一個盒子裡的,沒有人知道如何組裝它。大家隨後告訴蘭迪,他們已經為一個工匠籌集了兩萬美元,讓他為他們組裝,蘭迪對此悶悶不樂。
政確校長把男孩們叫到辦公室,216-B卡特曼出現在了那裡。校長說他收到了有關男孩們對她不善的投訴。孩子們表示,一個黑人女性成為卡特曼根本毫無道理,對此政確校長提出,問題可能出在他們身上。斯坦問他是否認為卡特曼變成一個黑人女性是完全正常的,校長則反問他們是否對新的印第安納·瓊斯被女性取代或新的黑人蜘蛛俠有任何異議。斯坦回答他挺喜歡邁爾斯·莫拉雷斯,而凱爾提出他是一個有自己性格和設定的角色,而不僅僅是原始角色改了外貌。卡特曼216-B站起來,把屁股對準凱爾的臉,放了一個屁。政確校長指出男孩們看到他們的白人文化受到威脅,就以種族主義回擊,如果他們再說沒有黑人卡特曼「沒有道理」,將被處以三周的留堂。
在216-B宇宙,正常的卡特曼坐在他的座位上,看起來疲憊不堪。在課堂開始時,加里森問巴特斯旁邊坐著的是誰,她說她覺得可能是埃里克,後者生氣地確證了這件事。凱爾認為卡特曼可能是想玩《博德之門3》,所以把這個男孩放在了她的位置上。卡特曼上前宣布他不能忍受停在這個宇宙,要求與有關交談。但兩名進入房間的警察也是多元化女性,卡特曼恐懼不已。
在組裝投石車的過程中,蘭迪抱怨著他花了8年時間上大學,而不是學習如何做事,傑拉德則說他們都浪費了時間學習和記憶現在按下按鈕就能獲得的東西。彈弓準備好後,他們向大學發射了一塊巨石,看到打破了其中一扇窗戶時,眾人慶祝了一番。然而不久之後,另一名工人來到現場,並修好了窗戶,生氣的蘭迪認為這是一位億萬富翁試圖從中牟利。
At Walt Disney Studios, Disney Chairman Bob Iger gathers a group of executives to discuss their dwindling stocks and box office earnings, after making the same movie over and over to pander to everyone. The executives believe that the problem lies on Kathleen Kennedy, even postulating that she is Kathleen Kennedy from another universe, theorizing that the Disney studios may have pandered so much that they opened the doors to the Panderverse. An executive says that the Panderverse is a theory and another remembers that they have the Panderstone. When the Kathleen Kennedy, who resembles Cartman himself, enters at a meeting, the executives claim that they were discussing the way forward for the new Prince Eric movie, to which Kathleen Kennedy calls for a gay woman in the movie.
In the school cafeteria, Butters explains how he saw Cartman being sucked into another universe, which Kyle brushes off. Cartman 216-B arrives and drafts a plan on how to make everything work. She proposes forging a letter from Kyle's mom to give Kyle permission to buy a powerful computer with her credit card. Kyle initially rejects the idea, but Stan reminds him of PC Principal's instructions to help her.
In Universe 216-B, Cartman is arrested at the police station, trying to explain that he is Eric Cartman from another universe because of Disney. Yates is called to hear this story but she thinks he uses drugs. A police officer arrvies, informing that a white woman is here for Cartman, namely Kathleen Kennedy. In response, Cartman turns desperate and jumps out of the police station window.
Meanwhile, a reporter reports on a protest outside the South Park Country Club where demonstrators unite to protest injustice in the economy. Randy takes the microphone and says that billionaires control everything and that if just one of these billionaires shared his wealth, thousands of people would win and is interrupted by Sharon who calls to talk about the oven door once more. The handyman leaves the Country Club with elegant clothes and a hot wife and is asked why he no longer answers customer calls. He comments he has been very busy and has been trying to acquire social media and he just bought Instagram. Mr. Fix-It soon approaches the handyman, complaining about how he has been outbid on Instagram, but later boasts that he had bought Bloomberg. The two start challenging each other on a space race.
At Walt Disney Co., they try to find out if this Kathleen Kennedy is the real Kathleen Kennedy while she is distracted from filming the live-action Bambi demanding a gay woman in the film, even though it is a film about a baby deer. One of the employees decided to compare current photos of her with those from a few months ago using AI and realizes that there is something different about her. Bob Iger asks what they know about the "Panderverse" and they say that if a portal is opened by a Panderstone eventually the two universes will collide, causing an unimaginable level of pandering. Iger says everyone must return to their universes.
The boys get Cartman 216-B the computer and set it up in Kyle's room, except for Kyle himself, sulking on his bed. Sheila barges in, demanding how her credit card was being used at Best Buy. Cartman 216-B in turn manipulates Sheila to upgrade her internet speed to prevent card identity theft, with Sheila even accepting Cartman as who she is.
In Universe 216-B, Butters sits in her room cutting construction paper while being grounded, when Cartman intrudes from the window, startling her. Cartman convinces Butters that Kathleen Kennedy is after him, pleading for her to keep him safe for the time being. Cartman quickly hides behind a curtain when someone comes knocking on the door, who turns out to be Stephen (who is a woman) checking up on Butters. Butters, scared by what Cartman had told her, asks her father to look under the bed to see if Kathleen Kennedy is there, but her father is adamant otherwise. Just then, the real Kathleen Kennedy appears behind and chloroforms her, shocking Butters and Cartman. Cartman onces again makes his escape by jumping out of the window.
At the farm, Randy approaches Shelley in her room, informing her that she should drop school in favor of learning how to do stuff in the post-AI universe. Randy calls the handyman to inquire about internship offerings for Shelley, but realizes that the handyman is traveling in space with his own rocket, competing with Mr. Fix-It in the space race. Randy gets ignored before hanging up, commenting on how the "rich" are spending their time in space.
At Disney studios, the executives use an AI program and discover that this Kathleen Kennedy has the face corresponding to Eric Cartman. Bob Iger takes two executives with him to South Park, while the others have Kathleen Kennedy distracted in the restaurant, where she demands a gay woman in her linguine.
In Universe 216-B, Cartman desperately runs away from Kathleen Kennedy, coming across Jimbo and Ned from that universe, as well as Colonel Sanders depicted as a diverse woman on a KFC logo. Cartman is eventually cornered in an alley by Kathleen Kennedy, who explains that they are in the same boat and that she is in the wrong universe as well.
All the adults who had been protesting earlier in South Park visit Crunchy's Micro Brew, feeling dejected and blaming themselves for the billionaires' plights. Bob Iger and his executives then arrive, looking for Cartman and ask if they had noticed anything strange lately, explaining that they believe Kathleen Kennedy opened a portal to the Panderverse. Randy interprets Iger's statement differently, now shifting the blame on the adults' misfortunes onto Kathleen Kennedy. He then agrees to help look for Cartman.
With their computer assembled, Cartman 216-B starts up the system, however it is revealed that the entire plan was not meant for her to return to her universe, but rather for her to play Baldur's Gate 3. Stan is perplexed as to how this woman really is Cartman. Kyle tries to kick Cartman 216-B out of his room, but Randy comes in with the Disney executives looking for Cartman and they calmly accept that Cartman is now a black woman. At the same time, Cartman 216-B is devastated to discover she does not have a saved game, realizing that they do not cross over different universes. Desperate, Iger hastens the group, emphasizing on the need to take everyone back to their universes. The executive explains that they need "a place with integrity that has a broken door" to open the panderverse with the use of the Panderstone, leading to Randy's broken over door over at Tegridy Farms.
In Universe 216-B, Cartman and Kathleen Kennedy are at City Woke. She recounts of the time when she was replaced by another Kennedy after she started using an ancient piece of artificial intelligence called the "Panderstone" that was introduced to her by Bob Iger, used to create the same movie that can pander to everyone repeatedly. When Disney began to receive hate messages as a result of these films featuring diverse women as protagonists, she decided to double down and began to excessively use the Panderstone as a crutch to combat intolerance and racism, but this destabilized the device and opened a portal that transported a Kennedy from another universe, with Kennedy herself thrown into 216-B. Cartman summarizes the incident as to why "all Disney movies suck now."
Disney executives place the Panderstone inside the oven and activate it. Iger warns Randy of the dangers when traveling in the Panderverse, where he will pass through several alternative universes which his mind may not have time to process. Randy is then sucked through the portal gate along with Cartman 216-B, falling through different universes and wearing multiple combinations of clothes.
Back in City Woke, Cartman says that Kathleen Kennedy has to admit that the last few Disney movies were awful. Kennedy claims she just wanted to make good entertainment, but could not think straight after receiving so many hate letters and messages. Cartman reveals himself to be sole source of all the letters, especially after the last Indiana Jones, prompting a short argument over who is responsible for the entire incident. They both realize that each reacted to the other and created each other. Cartman apologizes for lashing out on his letters, while Kennedy reciprocates for being reckless with the things he loves, admitting she was just lazy. When the portal gate back to their universe appears next to them, the now-reconciled two enter hand in hand as Randy reaches for them.
Everyone returns to their universes. Cartman 216-B returns to the 216-B universe via a portal above the Bus Stop, where she falls onto Kenny 216-B, killing her. Similarly, Cartman and Kennedy return to their universe, with Kennedy promising the Disney executives that they will only make original content. Cartman finds Kyle and hugs him, telling how he was wrong about Kathleen Kennedy and that she is incredible. Randy also brings dozens of poor handymen into his universe to do repairs around town, which was met with cheers by the other residents. The Cartman-like version of Kathleen Kennedy also returns to her own universe, the 5429F universe. With her waking up from her nightmare when an alien version of Liane arrives and gives her a bowl of cereal, with all the pieces of cereal being made up of Kyle.