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南方公园：流量大战2 | 南方公园：逢迎宇宙 | 南方公园（少儿不宜） | 
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“南方公园：逢迎宇宙”是派拉蒙+流媒体电影系列中的第五部，于2023年10月27日播出。
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卡特曼的噩梦预示着他所熟悉和热爱的生活之结束。人工智能的降临也让南方公园成年人们的世界发生了天翻地覆的变化。
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在216-B宇宙，埃里克·卡特曼从床上醒来，但似乎变成了一个黑人女性。她的妈妈指出要迟到了，并明确表示不允许她在家里玩上一整天的《博德之门3》。于是，卡特曼和她的朋友，斯坦、凯尔和肯尼见面了，但他们也变成了女性外观，分别成了拉丁裔、印度裔和亚裔。众人言语分裂地聊了聊天，说到了克莱德试图对塔米·穆林斯放屁的事情，以凯尔提到此事像是白人男性重铸父权制度作结。
正常的卡特曼一副做了噩梦的样子，惊醒了过来。他坚称凯瑟琳·肯尼迪和迪士尼高管就在他床下，想把他变成一个“更多样化的女性”。不过他妈妈则安抚他，认为一切不过是他想象出来的。
视角转到节草农场，兰迪·马什提早把俩孩子叫了起来，教育道这一代人什么都不会修。他随后展示了自己修理坏掉的烤箱门的过程——打了个电话，让修理人员过来干活。然而，修理工不能及时到场，因为他还得换换部件，以及去斯多奇家。兰迪又加了点钱，但工人表示斯多奇家给的更多。莎伦·马什这时来问了问修理进程，兰迪却只是继续送了罐啤酒，然而修理工却表示自己没有时间，已经被工作缠住了，这都是因为这些天大家都不知道怎么干活。
卡特曼在另一边和一个心理医生聊着自己的梦魇。最近的一次，他身为一个黑人女性，终于发现了自己周边的人均为少数裔女人这件事，问起了事情的前因后果，梦中的肯尼回答都是凯瑟琳·肯尼迪的错。心理医生告诉卡特曼，大家都在被人工智能取代，让他思考下谁会在未来用AI赚到钱。聊了一半，桌上的灯坏掉了，医生叫了修理工，但却没能得到立刻的修复。
兰迪这边还在修门，找不到方法的他问起了Siri，Siri给了他明确的指示，但同时也表示无法自己修理。兰迪变得愈发气愤，因为他觉得AI最后应该什么都能做。莎伦又来问了一次，而兰迪还是只好敷衍一下，表示正在干活。兰迪接着抱怨起来修理工最近都赚了大钱，自己的钱都满足不了他们了。对此Siri提出，可以找个无资格的工人，让此人去干些奇怪的活。
在南方公园小学，正常的斯坦和凯尔告诉肯尼，塔米没有参加体育课，因为她听说了克莱德要对她放屁的计划。肯尼承认他告诉了她这事，并进一步评论了她的“大咪咪”。卡特曼走向男孩们，一副绝望表情，问着他为啥会有变成一个多元化女性的幻觉。凯尔指责卡特曼是个种族主义肥猪，但卡特曼反驳道，这个评价是一个由白人男性主导的审美标准的社会给出的，然后又思考起他一开始会提到这个问题是为什么。卡特曼认为他的梦境实际上是通往另一个宇宙的窗口，但凯尔对此不屑一顾，解释说这个概念已经过时了，是懒蛋编剧搞出来的。他们一起离开了，但却并没有意识到卡特曼正通过一个泡泡，被传送到了另一个宇宙。
与此同时，兰迪来到家得宝，试图雇佣无证的移民工人，然而他却见到了一群受过高等教育的成年人，包括杰拉德和一个记者，试图用自己的专业知识寻求基本修理的工作。
在216-B宇宙，斯坦和凯尔走到了肯尼身边，问肯尼是否爱上了塔米·穆林斯，并提醒了她泄露给塔米有人要对她放屁这件事。肯尼否认了这一点，声称她只是喜欢塔米那对大咪咪。卡特曼加入进来，拼命说明她一直梦到自己是一个被白人包围的胖白男孩，认为这是一个平行宇宙的部分。凯尔认为她是在装疯卖傻，只是为了回家玩《博德之门3》。然而当他们背过身时，卡特曼被吸入了另一个宇宙，正常的卡特曼出现在了她的位置。然而，女孩们仍然认为这是卡特曼的恶作剧的一部分。凯尔评论说他和原来的卡特曼一样胖，但还更圆了，而肯尼将他与塔米·穆林斯的大咪咪对比起来。
在主宇宙中，斯坦告诉了男孩们克莱德最新试图对塔米·穆林斯放屁的事，并二次提醒肯尼保守秘密。就在这时，216-B的卡特曼出现在男孩们面前，表示她事先对此的预见是多幺正确。她坚称自己是卡特曼，但男孩们不相信她，而凯尔还坚持表示多元宇宙的存在是站不住脚的。
在南方公园的家得宝外，所有的成年人都在等待一个工人来帮助他们。一个修理工开着面包车路过，每个人都试图以知识交换服务，结果被前者赶开了。兰迪意识到他在大学里学了一堆现在谁都能通过人工智能知道的东西，他本可以利用这段时间学学修理东西的。最终，他唤起其他的成年人，发起了一场小型抗议活动，目的是要回他们的钱。他们取来了一个投石车，然而它是装在一个盒子里的，没有人知道如何组装它。大家随后告诉兰迪，他们已经为一个工匠筹集了两万美元，让他为他们组装，兰迪对此闷闷不乐。
政确校长把男孩们叫到办公室，216-B卡特曼出现在了那里。校长说他收到了有关男孩们对她不善的投诉。孩子们表示，一个黑人女性成为卡特曼根本毫无道理，对此政确校长提出，问题可能出在他们身上。斯坦问他是否认为卡特曼变成一个黑人女性是完全正常的，校长则反问他们是否对新的印第安纳·琼斯被女性取代或新的黑人蜘蛛侠有任何异议。斯坦回答他挺喜欢迈尔斯·莫拉雷斯，而凯尔提出他是一个有自己性格和设定的角色，而不仅仅是原始角色改了外貌。卡特曼216-B站起来，把屁股对准凯尔的脸，放了一个屁。政确校长指出男孩们看到他们的白人文化受到威胁，就以种族主义回击，如果他们再说没有黑人卡特曼“没有道理”，将被处以三周的留堂。
在216-B宇宙，正常的卡特曼坐在他的座位上，看起来疲惫不堪。在课堂开始时，加里森问巴特斯旁边坐着的是谁，她说她觉得可能是埃里克，后者生气地确证了这件事。凯尔认为卡特曼可能是想玩《博德之门3》，所以把这个男孩放在了她的位置上。卡特曼上前宣布他不能忍受停在这个宇宙，要求与有关交谈。但两名进入房间的警察也是多元化女性，卡特曼恐惧不已。
在组装投石车的过程中，兰迪抱怨着他花了8年时间上大学，而不是学习如何做事，杰拉德则说他们都浪费了时间学习和记忆现在按下按钮就能获得的东西。弹弓准备好后，他们向大学发射了一块巨石，看到打破了其中一扇窗户时，众人庆祝了一番。然而不久之后，另一名工人来到现场，并修好了窗户，生气的兰迪认为这是一位亿万富翁试图从中牟利。
At Walt Disney Studios, Disney Chairman Bob Iger gathers a group of executives to discuss their dwindling stocks and box office earnings, after making the same movie over and over to pander to everyone. The executives believe that the problem lies on Kathleen Kennedy, even postulating that she is Kathleen Kennedy from another universe, theorizing that the Disney studios may have pandered so much that they opened the doors to the Panderverse. An executive says that the Panderverse is a theory and another remembers that they have the Panderstone. When the Kathleen Kennedy, who resembles Cartman himself, enters at a meeting, the executives claim that they were discussing the way forward for the new Prince Eric movie, to which Kathleen Kennedy calls for a gay woman in the movie.
In the school cafeteria, Butters explains how he saw Cartman being sucked into another universe, which Kyle brushes off. Cartman 216-B arrives and drafts a plan on how to make everything work. She proposes forging a letter from Kyle's mom to give Kyle permission to buy a powerful computer with her credit card. Kyle initially rejects the idea, but Stan reminds him of PC Principal's instructions to help her.
In Universe 216-B, Cartman is arrested at the police station, trying to explain that he is Eric Cartman from another universe because of Disney. Yates is called to hear this story but she thinks he uses drugs. A police officer arrvies, informing that a white woman is here for Cartman, namely Kathleen Kennedy. In response, Cartman turns desperate and jumps out of the police station window.
Meanwhile, a reporter reports on a protest outside the South Park Country Club where demonstrators unite to protest injustice in the economy. Randy takes the microphone and says that billionaires control everything and that if just one of these billionaires shared his wealth, thousands of people would win and is interrupted by Sharon who calls to talk about the oven door once more. The handyman leaves the Country Club with elegant clothes and a hot wife and is asked why he no longer answers customer calls. He comments he has been very busy and has been trying to acquire social media and he just bought Instagram. Mr. Fix-It soon approaches the handyman, complaining about how he has been outbid on Instagram, but later boasts that he had bought Bloomberg. The two start challenging each other on a space race.
At Walt Disney Co., they try to find out if this Kathleen Kennedy is the real Kathleen Kennedy while she is distracted from filming the live-action Bambi demanding a gay woman in the film, even though it is a film about a baby deer. One of the employees decided to compare current photos of her with those from a few months ago using AI and realizes that there is something different about her. Bob Iger asks what they know about the "Panderverse" and they say that if a portal is opened by a Panderstone eventually the two universes will collide, causing an unimaginable level of pandering. Iger says everyone must return to their universes.
The boys get Cartman 216-B the computer and set it up in Kyle's room, except for Kyle himself, sulking on his bed. Sheila barges in, demanding how her credit card was being used at Best Buy. Cartman 216-B in turn manipulates Sheila to upgrade her internet speed to prevent card identity theft, with Sheila even accepting Cartman as who she is.
In Universe 216-B, Butters sits in her room cutting construction paper while being grounded, when Cartman intrudes from the window, startling her. Cartman convinces Butters that Kathleen Kennedy is after him, pleading for her to keep him safe for the time being. Cartman quickly hides behind a curtain when someone comes knocking on the door, who turns out to be Stephen (who is a woman) checking up on Butters. Butters, scared by what Cartman had told her, asks her father to look under the bed to see if Kathleen Kennedy is there, but her father is adamant otherwise. Just then, the real Kathleen Kennedy appears behind and chloroforms her, shocking Butters and Cartman. Cartman onces again makes his escape by jumping out of the window.
At the farm, Randy approaches Shelley in her room, informing her that she should drop school in favor of learning how to do stuff in the post-AI universe. Randy calls the handyman to inquire about internship offerings for Shelley, but realizes that the handyman is traveling in space with his own rocket, competing with Mr. Fix-It in the space race. Randy gets ignored before hanging up, commenting on how the "rich" are spending their time in space.
At Disney studios, the executives use an AI program and discover that this Kathleen Kennedy has the face corresponding to Eric Cartman. Bob Iger takes two executives with him to South Park, while the others have Kathleen Kennedy distracted in the restaurant, where she demands a gay woman in her linguine.
In Universe 216-B, Cartman desperately runs away from Kathleen Kennedy, coming across Jimbo and Ned from that universe, as well as Colonel Sanders depicted as a diverse woman on a KFC logo. Cartman is eventually cornered in an alley by Kathleen Kennedy, who explains that they are in the same boat and that she is in the wrong universe as well.
All the adults who had been protesting earlier in South Park visit Crunchy's Micro Brew, feeling dejected and blaming themselves for the billionaires' plights. Bob Iger and his executives then arrive, looking for Cartman and ask if they had noticed anything strange lately, explaining that they believe Kathleen Kennedy opened a portal to the Panderverse. Randy interprets Iger's statement differently, now shifting the blame on the adults' misfortunes onto Kathleen Kennedy. He then agrees to help look for Cartman.
With their computer assembled, Cartman 216-B starts up the system, however it is revealed that the entire plan was not meant for her to return to her universe, but rather for her to play Baldur's Gate 3. Stan is perplexed as to how this woman really is Cartman. Kyle tries to kick Cartman 216-B out of his room, but Randy comes in with the Disney executives looking for Cartman and they calmly accept that Cartman is now a black woman. At the same time, Cartman 216-B is devastated to discover she does not have a saved game, realizing that they do not cross over different universes. Desperate, Iger hastens the group, emphasizing on the need to take everyone back to their universes. The executive explains that they need "a place with integrity that has a broken door" to open the panderverse with the use of the Panderstone, leading to Randy's broken over door over at Tegridy Farms.
In Universe 216-B, Cartman and Kathleen Kennedy are at City Woke. She recounts of the time when she was replaced by another Kennedy after she started using an ancient piece of artificial intelligence called the "Panderstone" that was introduced to her by Bob Iger, used to create the same movie that can pander to everyone repeatedly. When Disney began to receive hate messages as a result of these films featuring diverse women as protagonists, she decided to double down and began to excessively use the Panderstone as a crutch to combat intolerance and racism, but this destabilized the device and opened a portal that transported a Kennedy from another universe, with Kennedy herself thrown into 216-B. Cartman summarizes the incident as to why "all Disney movies suck now."
Disney executives place the Panderstone inside the oven and activate it. Iger warns Randy of the dangers when traveling in the Panderverse, where he will pass through several alternative universes which his mind may not have time to process. Randy is then sucked through the portal gate along with Cartman 216-B, falling through different universes and wearing multiple combinations of clothes.
Back in City Woke, Cartman says that Kathleen Kennedy has to admit that the last few Disney movies were awful. Kennedy claims she just wanted to make good entertainment, but could not think straight after receiving so many hate letters and messages. Cartman reveals himself to be sole source of all the letters, especially after the last Indiana Jones, prompting a short argument over who is responsible for the entire incident. They both realize that each reacted to the other and created each other. Cartman apologizes for lashing out on his letters, while Kennedy reciprocates for being reckless with the things he loves, admitting she was just lazy. When the portal gate back to their universe appears next to them, the now-reconciled two enter hand in hand as Randy reaches for them.
Everyone returns to their universes. Cartman 216-B returns to the 216-B universe via a portal above the Bus Stop, where she falls onto Kenny 216-B, killing her. Similarly, Cartman and Kennedy return to their universe, with Kennedy promising the Disney executives that they will only make original content. Cartman finds Kyle and hugs him, telling how he was wrong about Kathleen Kennedy and that she is incredible. Randy also brings dozens of poor handymen into his universe to do repairs around town, which was met with cheers by the other residents. The Cartman-like version of Kathleen Kennedy also returns to her own universe, the 5429F universe. With her waking up from her nightmare when an alien version of Liane arrives and gives her a bowl of cereal, with all the pieces of cereal being made up of Kyle.