南方公园中文维基
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南方公园:后新冠时代”是派拉蒙+流媒体电影系列中的第一部,将于2021年11月25日播出。

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历经疫情的孩子们身上发生了什么?四人组存活了下来,但在疫情之后,他们不再是以前的自己了。

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40年后的未来,新冠疫情似乎已经快要结束了。斯坦·马什南方公园搬到了城市里,他现在的工作是线上威士忌咨询师。他正在“工作”时,他的亚莉克莎化成全息影像来提醒他,凯尔·布罗夫洛夫斯基来电话了。而自从四人组关系破裂后,斯坦和凯尔便没有再说过话。在电话中,凯尔叫斯坦回南方公园来看看,斯坦拒绝了,说那里已经没有什么值得他留恋的东西了。凯尔便告诉他,肯尼·麦考密克死了。之后,吉米·瓦尔莫在纽约录制他的节目《吉米深夜秀》(Late Night With Jimmy)时,突然得知了著名怪人科学家、百万富翁慈善家肯尼·麦考密克死亡的消息。于是,他立即决定订机票返回南方公园参加葬礼。

斯坦开着车回南方公园,他路过基诺沙路医院(原地狱通道医院)时,告诉亚莉克莎自己感觉很糟糕。之后,他又开车经过了几棵棕榈树、几乎干涸的史塔克池塘(现已改名“史塔克水坑”)、扩建后的南方公园小学、关闭的帕克县警署,还有狗狗眼镜店等新商店,路上他还看见了一些骑着悬浮滑板和戴着VR眼镜的孩子。最终,他来到邓尼苹果蜂餐厅与凯尔见面。前来点餐的服务员告诉他们,在未来,餐厅已经不供应肉类了,只供应用环保的昆虫蛋白质做成的食物。凯尔告诉斯坦,自己最近在和肯尼联系,肯尼告诉他自己正在追查导致最近的一切发生的元凶。托肯·布莱克加入了他们,并亮出了警徽,表示自己是一名警察。托肯和凯尔说,肯尼在死前告诉他们,自己的追查已经有了重大突破。斯坦便表示自己只是来参加葬礼的,不愿掺和此事,并嘲笑两人,说他们是不是还要找耶稣圣诞老人帮忙,还说他们应该长大点了。之后,他便回到了自己住的汽车旅馆,打开电视,便看到了关于肯尼去世的新闻报道,主持人还读了肯尼留下的信:“我准备揭露真相。万一哪天我死了,我已经藏好了所有相关信息,我最亲近的朋友们知道应该到哪里去找。”斯坦便决定帮助凯尔调查肯尼死亡的真相,但只是看在肯尼的份上而已。

肯尼的守灵会由吉米主持,几乎所有的四年级同班同学都来参加了。其中有温蒂·泰斯伯格和她的丈夫达尔文,依然在一起的特维克·特威克克雷格·塔克,还有克莱德·多诺万,他们都是从市里赶来的。他们都说疫情改变了很多东西,并对肯尼的真正死因表示怀疑。斯坦、凯尔还见到了埃里克·卡特曼,他已经皈依犹太教,还在科罗拉多斯普林斯成了一名拉比。他说,They also meet Eric Cartman, who has converted to Judaism and become a rabbi in Colorado Springs, citing the pandemic as having changed him, and is married to a Jewish woman named Yentil, and explains he and Kenny remained in contact, and Kenny's mission was trying to find the origin of the coronavirus. Kyle continues to insist this is all an act purely to upset him, even over forty years, but he and Stan see Cartman hugging his two children as he leaves. Back at the motel, Stan sees another clip of Kenny, where one of his math equations contains a reference to Tegridy Weed which unsettles him, as he does not want to face his father.

Stan arrives at the funeral in South Park Church to find it is being lead by Scott Malkinson, who has become a Priest, though nobody seems to want to acknowledge him. Scott tells a euology urgering churchgoers to reflect and to cherish friends and family, and out of guilt Stan lashes out and asks Kyle if he wrote the speech, and admits that he knows something about Kenny he cannot admit since it relates to his father, who he doesn't want to face. The three boys argue in church before Stan storms out and promises to leave town, mocking Scott like they did when they were kids. Rabbi Cartman takes over the euology, but is interrupted by a doctor who announces that the cause of Kenny's death was COVID Delta Plus Rewards program variant, causing chaos as the townspeople flee for supplies and "chin diapers", running out of supplies in moments. The military arrives and closes the roads to contain the outbreak, preventing Stan, Cartman, or anyone from leaving, as there is an individual in the town who is not vaccinated, whom they refuse to name. They are heavily armed and shoot an individual who tries to leave.

South Park Elementary Plus is set up as an emergency shelter for out-of-town visitors, presided over by an aged PC Principal, who orders lights out at nine o' clock. Token, Clyde, Jimmy, Craig, Tweek and Wendy discuss these events and suspect that Kenny's Covid diagnosis is a coverup to hide Kenny's research, pointing out they are all vaccinated. Clyde remarks that it is a "personal choice" and they mock him for not being vaccinated, pointing out there is now forty years of research. Alexa, meanwhile, urges Stan to visit his father if there is a chance he could help his friends, mocking him for his repeated refusal to do so. The shelter fills up, however, forcing Cartman, his wife, and three children to turn to Kyle, hoping to stay at the Broflovski Residence, as it is a "nice Jewish home", asking his kids to refer to him as "Uncle Kyle". When Kyle overhears Cartman having sex with his wife and mentioning stories from the Torah, he interrupts them in the middle of the night and believes this is part of the ruse to upset him, informing Yentil that Cartman had previously snuck into his room and gave him AIDS. Cartman promises his family will leave in the morning, despite the protess of his children.

The next morning, Jimmy, Craig, Tweek, Wendy and Darwin try to ask Clyde to take the vaccine so they may return home, but he says he has an allergy to shellfish and the vaccine is sometimes cross-contaminated with 'shellfishness' and that his refusal is based on a general sense of "shellfishness". Token then draws their attention to the McCormick Science Wing of the school, where they discovery a massive secret laboratory splattered in blood, and much of his research. They discover that a man named Victor Chaos (pronounced 'Chowce') is mentioned throughout Kenny's research as a right-hand man, is now being kept at the South Park Mental Asylum Plus, but he cannot take phone calls and they can only see him if the entire party is vaccinated, which Clyde still is not. Wendy approaches Clyde suggesting they "party" and pretending to do cocaine, but when Clyde realizes the cocaine is the vaccine, he refuses to inject into his body. Back at the Broflovski Residence, the Cartman family are leaving and Kyle apologizes and asks them to stay, though he is clearly uncomfortable. Token arrives with Kenny's research, and he and Kyle realize that Kenny compiled years of research into time travel, intending to prevent the pandemic entirely. When Kyle is distracted by Cartman and Yentil kissing and whispering to each other, however, their children begin to insult "Uncle Kyle" and admit he drives them crazy, behaving similarly to their father had as a child. Token mentions that Kenny said they would have to "think like kids" and realizes that the secret is in Kenny's ass.

与此同时,斯坦来到荫亩养老院见他的父亲,老人们现在被关在那里不能离开。兰迪否认他有一个儿子,然后声称斯坦谋杀了他的姐姐雪莉。兰迪不承认他对莎伦的自杀有任何过错。斯坦也不认为是自己的错,并将责任都归咎于兰迪身上。在与其他老年人的分享时间,兰迪又在大家面前把他母亲和姐姐的死归咎于斯坦。斯坦向其他老人解释说,莎伦在疫情之后想要离婚,但兰迪拒绝将一半的农场让给她。出于对父母争吵的愤怒,斯坦决定将整个农场烧掉。雪莉因为不愿意做大麻杂活,被兰迪关在了谷仓里,于是她被烧死了。雪莉的死促成了莎伦的自杀。然而,当斯坦提到肯尼时,兰迪惊讶地得知肯尼将疫情与节草大麻联系到一起。而这正是拯救所有人的关键。两人打算去节草农场看看,找回兰迪留在那里的东西,当他们的请求被拒绝后,他们冲出了老人院。

来到节草农场被烧毁的遗迹,兰迪将责任追溯到加里森当选总统、新冠疫情、未指明的种族战争以及电影《空中大灌篮2》(Space Jam 2)的上映。他声称由于中国的影响,世界 "失去了节操",中国想通过让所有人失去积极乐观的精神,以此成为一个超级大国来削弱美国。兰迪承认他和穿山甲发生了关系然后引发了新冠疫情。他声称是中国利用了他。兰迪透露他创造并珍藏了一种促销型节草大麻来拯救大家。当他们打开柜子后发现藏起来的大麻不见了,地上新鲜的脚印表明它最近才被偷走。除了被盗走的这些大麻,兰迪还在屁眼里藏了一些种子,但在老人院时种子也被拿走了。斯坦也因此想到了肯尼藏重要信息的地方。兰迪看到了莎伦和雪莉的鬼魂,她们指责斯坦对火灾的责任。然后他发现了一株最后幸存的节草嫩芽,并开始保护它。

地狱通道医院,卡特曼一家、托肯和凯尔被拒绝接触肯尼的遗体。直到斯坦来到这里,掏出了威士忌咨询师的证件,才获得了医生的允许。斯坦、卡特曼和凯尔来到停尸房检查肯尼的遗体,看到它正被老鼠啃食。起初,他们都不愿意把手伸进肯尼的屁眼里,但当凯尔和卡特曼发生争吵时,斯坦做出了妥协。斯坦宣称他将像“解决”其他事情一样解决它。他们找到了一个硬盘,并把它带回了学校。他们播放视频,想要得知真相。视频中,肯尼试图通过时间旅行来阻止新冠疫情,并将糟糕的未来归咎于“我的三个白痴朋友斯坦、凯尔和卡特曼”。肯尼指出这三人让疫情毁掉了他们的友谊,他们变成了好争、好斗、悲观的混蛋。他一生都在试图“修复他们的兄弟情谊”。肯尼似乎回到了过去,但所有的实验室助手都被机器杀死了。视频的结尾处肯尼回到了座位上,又悄悄地离开了。斯坦三人惊呆了,原来他们试图对抗的坏人就是自己。

斯坦三人坐下反思,想到他们小时候是多么的乐观,而未来的结果是多么的糟糕。他们意识到在小时候是不会放弃的。于是他们共同承诺要一起努力,无论如何都要救出肯尼,修复未来,即使他们对量子物理学一无所知。卡曼找借口离开了。他回到孩子们身边,敦促他们收拾东西,赶紧离开。他对凯尔试图改变未来感到不安,并和孩子们拥抱在一起说“操他妈的凯尔叔叔”。与此同时,精神病院的管理人把食物送到属于维克多·混沌(Victor·Chaos)的病房,说他又接到了一个要找维克多的电话,不知道维克多有什么了不起的。

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