南方公园中文维基
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南方公园中文维基

「凱爾的媽媽是婊子」首次出現在第一季的「聖誕便便漢基先生」中,這首歌也出現在了南方公園大電影——《南方公園加長未刪減版》中。

背景[]

這首歌首次出現是在「聖誕便便漢基先生」一集中,埃里克·卡特曼因為凱爾媽媽毀了聖誕節而唱的,這首歌讓凱爾·布羅夫洛夫斯基和漢基先生都感到很不高興。於是當卡特曼唱起這首歌時,漢基先生甦醒過來,並在歌曲結束時自己沖向了卡特曼。

南方公園加長未刪減版中,卡特曼對於希拉發動的對加拿大的戰爭,和準備處決特倫斯和菲利普感到很生氣。在這個版本中這首歌包含了更多的不良語言,包括「操」這個詞的使用,還包括來自世界各地的孩子用不同語言演唱這首歌的片段。當卡特曼繼續唱着這首歌的時候,凱爾的母親出現在他身後,但是他卻全然沒有意識到,儘管其他男孩已經驚呆了。作為對此事的回應,希拉在卡特曼的大腦中安裝了一個V型晶片,以防止他再說髒話。

本歌曲在「卡特曼的媽還是很盪」的粵語版本中替換了「揚帆遠航」歌曲。卡特曼解釋道他不喜歡把事情留着不做完後,凱爾就故意唱出了「茂利媽系個死八婆」歌詞,使卡特曼快速地把歌曲唱完。

冷知識[]

  • 這首歌用了56次「婊子」這個詞,其中不包括法語、斯瓦希里語、荷蘭語或漢語版本中出現的「婊子」,而這首歌只持續了大約71秒,也就是說這首歌平均每秒使用「婊子」一詞0.8個。
  • 希拉的姿勢出現了一個小的情節漏洞。她剛剛出現時,她站在卡特曼的稍微右側,手臂朝下,而當她再次出現在鏡頭中時,她卻站在了卡特曼正後方,雙手叉腰。
  • 當中國出現在場景中時,看口型可以發現最右的女孩比其他人慢了一拍。
  • 這首歌是按照傳統的波爾卡舞節拍唱的。
  • 聖誕便便漢基先生」版的這首歌也收錄進了《援助大廚:南方公園專輯》中,作為「精神遲鈍(智庫重混)」的獎勵歌曲。
  • 說唱歌手喬·C演唱的的說唱版本被收錄進了《南方公園加長未刪減版原聲專輯》中。
  • 當演唱荷蘭語部分時,可以看到幾個很像皮普·皮瑞普的孩子出鏡。
  • 這首歌的「聖誕便便漢基先生」版也可以在南方公園:真理之杖遊戲中打開卡特曼播音機時聽到。
  • 這首歌的器樂演奏版可以在南方公園:完整破碎中與希拉戰鬥時聽到。
  • 為了迎接第二十五季的發行,《南方公園》官方在2022年1月26日發佈了由一個管弦樂隊所演繹出的歌曲。
  • 本歌曲是南方公園歌曲人氣投票的優勝者,已在總決賽中擊敗「基佬魚」。
  • 《南方公園加長未刪減版》版本的歌曲出現在南方公園:25周年音樂會

歌詞[]

聖誕便便漢基先生[]

Weeeeeeeeeellll
Kyle's mom is a bitch,
she's a big fat bitch,
she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid bitch,
If there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

Monday she's a bitch,
on Tuesday she's a bitch,
on Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
she's a super King Kamehameha bi-atch!

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a mean ole bitch 'cause she has stupid hair,
she a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
she's a stupid bitch!
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!
Kyle's mom is a BI-I-I-ITCH aahh.

南方公園加長未刪減版[]

Weeeeeeeeeellll
Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

On Monday she's a bitch,
On Tuesday she's a bitch,
On Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
She's a super King Kamehameha biyotch!

Come on! You all know the words!

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a mean ole bitch, and she has stupid hair.
She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.

Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
She's a stupid bitch! (Whoa!)
Kyle's mom's a bitch
And she's such a dirty bitch! (Bitch!)

Talk to kids around the world,
And it might go a little bit something like this:

(Chinese)
凱子的媽媽是個潑婦,她是基佬秘術大師,我只想說,摸了被她變潑婦。
Kǎizi de māmā shìgè pōfù, tā shì jī lǎo mìshù dàshī, wǒ zhǐ xiǎng shuō, mōle bèi tā biàn pōfù,
Kyle Mom's a bitch, She is a master of gay skill, I just want to say, turn her into a bitch by touching it.
(French)
La mère de Kyle est une pute, c'est pour ça qu’on dit la plus grande pute du monde entier.
Kyle's Mom is a bitch, So that's why they calling She is biggest bitch whole wide world.
(Dutch)
Kyles moeder is een vieze jood, (???) vieze kutwijf (????)
Kyle's Mom is a dirty Jew, (???) dirty bitch (????)
(Swahili)
Mama yake Kyle ni mbwa mkubwa, ndiye ni mbwa mkubwa kuliko wote duniani hii.
Kyle's Mom is a dog, She is the biggest dog in whole wide world.

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.

She's a mean ole bitch, and she has stupid hair.
She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch

Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
She's a stupid bitch!

Kyle's mom's a bitch
And she's such a dirty bitch!

I really mean it.
Kyle's mom, she's a big fat fucking bitch!
Big ole fat fucking bitch, Kyle's mom!
Yeah, Chaaaa!

說唱版[]

Kid Rock:
Tell you bout Kyle's momma..
Ha ha hah..
Straight out of Taylor: Joey C

Joe C:
Kyle's momma is a big fat bitch
She's the biggest bitch I know and she stinks like shit
Remember back in the day when she was skinny? (Yeah)
Now she's fugly, but still thinks she's pretty (heh)

I just laugh, and walk on past
Sayin, "Shit god damn that's a big fat ass!"
Fuck that slut, she's a big fat trick
But I still let her suck this ten foot dick! (hah ha ha)

Joe C, I'm a crazy hit
Down with Kid Rock and the South Park clique (yeah)
I don't know much, but I know this shit
Kyle's momma is a big fat bitch!

Chorus
Kid Rock:
Kyle's momma is a big fat bitch [3x]

Joe C:
She's a three-toed, stanky-ass, cross-eyed bitch!

Kid Rock:
Uh-huh.. Kid Rock.. check it..

My homey named Kyle lives up the block
He's got a big fat mom, that sucks my cock, uhh
Non-stop, she's a sight to see
A real sloppy bitch, that does right by me

She might be the best suck in the mountains
Ten times a week - but shit, who's countin?
I'm astounded by the things she does
She's the suckinest, fuckinest, freak there ever was

She ain't a slut she's a super-groupie
And I pass that bitch around like a doobie
I don't know much, but I know this
Kyle's mom is a big fat bitch!

(Chorus)

Kid Rock:
Ohhhhhhh shit!

Tell em, Joe

Joe C:
I'm Joe C, the C stands for Cool
I might be a fuck, but I ain't no fool (uh-uh)
I just rolled from South Park to Boulder
Caught Kyle's mom trippin on X, so I bowled her

Then I sold her, cause I'm like that
Little freak-ass pimp, but you know that (nah)
I'm just mad, gold tracks, like I'm Puffy
Colorado bitches ain't shit but yuppies

Whattup? I'm the J-O-E
To the motherfuckin C in the place to be (uh, uh, yeah)
I don't know much, but I know this
Kyle's momma is a big fat beotch!

(Chorus)

Kid Rock:
Heh heh heh! Yup, that's right
Joey C, Kid Rock, The Twisted Brown fuckin' Trucker

This goes out to all the fat bitches of the world

Heh, yup yup yup
Time to drink some wine

國語版歌詞[1][]

喔!
凱子的媽是個大八婆
是個肥屁屁的大八婆
她是超級龜毛的八婆
她是天地不容的八婆

沒男人安慰
性生活失調
她從頭到腳不協調
吃姑嫂丸喝中將湯
用按摩棒她還是很八婆

只要你看到凱子的媽
就知她是超級大八婆
她的咪咪小,她的屁股大
她是大大大大大八婆
大大大大大八婆 超級大八婆
她的身上有狐臭 她是個大八婆
凱子的媽是八 婆~ㄙㄨㄚˋsuà

粵語版歌詞[]

聖誕便便漢基先生[]

呀!
茂利呀媽系個八婆
系個死八婆,系個臭八婆
系個肥八婆,系個癲八婆
系個傻八婆,系個傻八婆

賤八婆呀,賤八婆呀
賤八婆呀,賤八婆呀
賤八婆呀,賤八婆呀
茂利呀媽日日都系死八婆

茂利呀媽系個八婆
系個死八婆,系個臭八婆
系個肥八婆,系個癲八婆
系個傻八婆,系個傻八婆

八婆,八婆,八婆,八婆,
八婆,八婆,八婆

茂利呀媽系個死八婆
茂利呀媽系個死八婆

茂利呀媽系個死……八婆!

南方公園加長未刪減版[]

呀!
茂利呀媽系八婆呀
衰八婆,癲八婆
傻八婆,賤八婆
名副其實既死八婆

星期一呀,星期二呀
星期三呀,星期四呀
星期五呀,星期六呀
星期日呀,日日都系死八婆

黎啦你地都識唱既

茂利呀媽系八婆呀(八婆……)
衰八婆,癲八婆(八婆……)
傻八婆,賤八婆(八婆……)
衰八婆(八婆……)

茂利呀媽系八婆

全世界既八婆都唔夠茂利老母咁八婆

【扮唱中文】
【扮唱法文】
【扮唱荷蘭話】
【扮唱非洲話】
你個那媽婆

茂利系八婆呀,系八婆……
系八婆,八婆,八婆……
茂利呀媽八婆
茂利呀媽八婆呀!!
八婆,八婆,八婆
茂利系八婆,茂利系八婆

茂利個死人老母
渠系個臭西死八婆
茂利老母系個八婆呀!!!!
八婆……呀

注釋[]

  1. 僅有聖誕便便漢基先生的版本。
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