“凯尔的妈妈是婊子”首次出现在第一季的“圣诞便便汉基先生”中，这首歌也出现在了南方公园大电影——《南方公园加长未删减版》中。
背景[]
这首歌首次出现是在“圣诞便便汉基先生”一集中，埃里克·卡特曼因为凯尔的妈妈毁了圣诞节而唱的，这首歌让凯尔·布罗夫洛夫斯基和汉基先生都感到很不高兴。于是当卡特曼唱起这首歌时，汉基先生苏醒过来，并在歌曲结束时自己冲向了卡特曼。
在南方公园加长未删减版中，卡特曼对于希拉发动的对加拿大的战争，和准备处决特伦斯和菲利普感到很生气。在这个版本中这首歌包含了更多的不良语言，包括“操”这个词的使用，还包括来自世界各地的孩子用不同语言演唱这首歌的片段。当卡特曼继续唱着这首歌的时候，凯尔的母亲出现在他身后，但是他却全然没有意识到，尽管其他男孩已经惊呆了。作为对此事的回应，希拉在卡特曼的大脑中安装了一个V型芯片，以防止他再说脏话。
本歌曲在“卡特曼的妈还是很荡”的粤语版本中替换了“扬帆远航”歌曲。卡特曼解释道他不喜欢把事情留着不做完后，凯尔就故意唱出了“茂利妈系个死八婆”歌词，使卡特曼快速地把歌曲唱完。
冷知识[]
- 这首歌用了56次“婊子”这个词，其中不包括法语、斯瓦希里语、荷兰语或汉语版本中出现的“婊子”，而这首歌只持续了大约71秒，也就是说这首歌平均每秒使用“婊子”一词0.8个。
- 希拉的姿势出现了一个小的情节漏洞。她刚刚出现时，她站在卡特曼的稍微右侧，手臂朝下，而当她再次出现在镜头中时，她却站在了卡特曼正后方，双手叉腰。
- 当中国出现在场景中时，看口型可以发现最右的女孩比其他人慢了一拍。
- 这首歌是按照传统的波尔卡舞节拍唱的。
- “圣诞便便汉基先生”版的这首歌也收录进了《援助大厨：南方公园专辑》中，作为“精神迟钝（智库重混）”的奖励歌曲。
- 说唱歌手乔·C演唱的的说唱版本被收录进了《南方公园加长未删减版原声专辑》中。
- 当演唱荷兰语部分时，可以看到几个很像皮普·皮瑞普的孩子出镜。
- 这首歌的“圣诞便便汉基先生”版也可以在南方公园：真理之杖游戏中打开卡特曼播音机时听到。
- 这首歌的器乐演奏版可以在南方公园：完整破碎中与希拉战斗时听到。
- 为了迎接第二十五季的发行，《南方公园》官方在2022年1月26日发布了由一个管弦乐队所演绎出的歌曲。
- 本歌曲是南方公园歌曲人气投票的优胜者，已在总决赛中击败“基佬鱼”。
- 《南方公园加长未删减版》版本的歌曲出现在南方公园：25周年音乐会。
歌词[]
“圣诞便便汉基先生”[]
Weeeeeeeeeellll
Kyle's mom is a bitch,
she's a big fat bitch,
she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid bitch,
If there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.
Monday she's a bitch,
on Tuesday she's a bitch,
on Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
she's a super King Kamehameha bi-atch!
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a mean ole bitch 'cause she has stupid hair,
she a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
she's a stupid bitch!
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!
Kyle's mom is a BI-I-I-ITCH aahh.
“南方公园加长未删减版”[]
Weeeeeeeeeellll
Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.
On Monday she's a bitch,
On Tuesday she's a bitch,
On Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
She's a super King Kamehameha biyotch!
Come on! You all know the words!
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a mean ole bitch, and she has stupid hair.
She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
She's a stupid bitch! (Whoa!)
Kyle's mom's a bitch
And she's such a dirty bitch! (Bitch!)
Talk to kids around the world,
And it might go a little bit something like this:
(Chinese)
凯子的妈妈是个泼妇，她是基佬秘术大师，我只想说，摸了被她变泼妇。
Kǎizi de māmā shìgè pōfù, tā shì jī lǎo mìshù dàshī, wǒ zhǐ xiǎng shuō, mōle bèi tā biàn pōfù,
Kyle Mom's a bitch, She is a master of gay skill, I just want to say, turn her into a bitch by touching it.
(French)
La mère de Kyle est une pute, c'est pour ça qu’on dit la plus grande pute du monde entier.
Kyle's Mom is a bitch, So that's why they calling She is biggest bitch whole wide world.
(Dutch)
Kyles moeder is een vieze jood, (???) vieze kutwijf (????)
Kyle's Mom is a dirty Jew, (???) dirty bitch (????)
(Swahili)
Mama yake Kyle ni mbwa mkubwa, ndiye ni mbwa mkubwa kuliko wote duniani hii.
Kyle's Mom is a dog, She is the biggest dog in whole wide world.
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a mean ole bitch, and she has stupid hair.
She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
She's a stupid bitch!
Kyle's mom's a bitch
And she's such a dirty bitch!
I really mean it.
Kyle's mom, she's a big fat fucking bitch!
Big ole fat fucking bitch, Kyle's mom!
Yeah, Chaaaa!
说唱版[]
Kid Rock:
Tell you bout Kyle's momma..
Ha ha hah..
Straight out of Taylor: Joey C
Joe C:
Kyle's momma is a big fat bitch
She's the biggest bitch I know and she stinks like shit
Remember back in the day when she was skinny? (Yeah)
Now she's fugly, but still thinks she's pretty (heh)
I just laugh, and walk on past
Sayin, "Shit god damn that's a big fat ass!"
Fuck that slut, she's a big fat trick
But I still let her suck this ten foot dick! (hah ha ha)
Joe C, I'm a crazy hit
Down with Kid Rock and the South Park clique (yeah)
I don't know much, but I know this shit
Kyle's momma is a big fat bitch!
Chorus
Kid Rock:
Kyle's momma is a big fat bitch [3x]
Joe C:
She's a three-toed, stanky-ass, cross-eyed bitch!
Kid Rock:
Uh-huh.. Kid Rock.. check it..
My homey named Kyle lives up the block
He's got a big fat mom, that sucks my cock, uhh
Non-stop, she's a sight to see
A real sloppy bitch, that does right by me
She might be the best suck in the mountains
Ten times a week - but shit, who's countin?
I'm astounded by the things she does
She's the suckinest, fuckinest, freak there ever was
She ain't a slut she's a super-groupie
And I pass that bitch around like a doobie
I don't know much, but I know this
Kyle's mom is a big fat bitch!
(Chorus)
Kid Rock:
Ohhhhhhh shit!
Tell em, Joe
Joe C:
I'm Joe C, the C stands for Cool
I might be a fuck, but I ain't no fool (uh-uh)
I just rolled from South Park to Boulder
Caught Kyle's mom trippin on X, so I bowled her
Then I sold her, cause I'm like that
Little freak-ass pimp, but you know that (nah)
I'm just mad, gold tracks, like I'm Puffy
Colorado bitches ain't shit but yuppies
Whattup? I'm the J-O-E
To the motherfuckin C in the place to be (uh, uh, yeah)
I don't know much, but I know this
Kyle's momma is a big fat beotch!
(Chorus)
Kid Rock:
Heh heh heh! Yup, that's right
Joey C, Kid Rock, The Twisted Brown fuckin' Trucker
This goes out to all the fat bitches of the world
Heh, yup yup yup
Time to drink some wine
国语版歌词[1][]
喔！
凯子的妈是个大八婆
是个肥屁屁的大八婆
她是超级龟毛的八婆
她是天地不容的八婆
没男人安慰
性生活失调
她从头到脚不协调
吃姑嫂丸喝中将汤
用按摩棒她还是很八婆
只要你看到凯子的妈
就知她是超级大八婆
她的咪咪小，她的屁股大
她是大大大大大八婆
大大大大大八婆 超级大八婆
她的身上有狐臭 她是个大八婆
凯子的妈是八 婆～ㄙㄨㄚˋ
粤语版歌词[]
“圣诞便便汉基先生”[]
呀！
茂利呀妈系个八婆
系个死八婆，系个臭八婆
系个肥八婆，系个癫八婆
系个傻八婆，系个傻八婆
贱八婆呀，贱八婆呀
贱八婆呀，贱八婆呀
贱八婆呀，贱八婆呀
茂利呀妈日日都系死八婆
茂利呀妈系个八婆
系个死八婆，系个臭八婆
系个肥八婆，系个癫八婆
系个傻八婆，系个傻八婆
八婆，八婆，八婆，八婆，
八婆，八婆，八婆
茂利呀妈系个死八婆
茂利呀妈系个死八婆
茂利呀妈系个死……八婆！
“南方公园加长未删减版”[]
呀！
茂利呀妈系八婆呀
衰八婆，癫八婆
傻八婆，贱八婆
名副其实既死八婆
星期一呀，星期二呀
星期三呀，星期四呀
星期五呀，星期六呀
星期日呀，日日都系死八婆
黎啦你地都识唱既
茂利呀妈系八婆呀（八婆……）
衰八婆，癫八婆（八婆……）
傻八婆，贱八婆（八婆……）
衰八婆（八婆……）
茂利呀妈系八婆
全世界既八婆都唔够茂利老母咁八婆
【扮唱中文】
【扮唱法文】
【扮唱荷兰话】
【扮唱非洲话】
你个那妈婆
茂利系八婆呀，系八婆……
系八婆，八婆，八婆……
茂利呀妈八婆
茂利呀妈八婆呀!!
八婆，八婆，八婆
茂利系八婆，茂利系八婆
茂利个死人老母
渠系个臭西死八婆
茂利老母系个八婆呀!!!!
八婆……呀
注释[]
| 第一季歌曲 | ||
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| 南方公园加长未删减版歌曲 | ||
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