“你不能碰”是一首MC哈默所唱的嘻哈歌曲。这首歌首次出场于第六季的“辛普森做过了”，随后又在第十九季的“调皮坏忍者”再度出现。
背景[]
在“辛普森做过了”中，新闻播报了黛安·乔克森迪克因精而亡的消息。四人组误会了新闻中精液（semen）的意思，以为是在说自己放进老师杯里的“海底人”（Sea men）。由于这个误会，四人决定前往太平间窃取证据。
特维克·特威克在这次的行动中被分到了侦察兵的角色，要在看到有人来的时候说出“哈默时间”（Hammertime）的暗号。特维克要先默念“你不能碰”的歌词，再说出暗号，提醒大家逃跑。
在“调皮坏忍者”中，南园南忍者一众受到了ISIS的注意。在与一名ISIS成员进行交流时，埃里克·卡特曼提出了：“犹太人加入组织会不会有问题？”，对此对方回答“问题非常大”。听到这个回答，卡特曼开始伴着这首歌作为背景音乐起舞。
歌词[]
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
My, my, my my music hits me so hard
Makes me say, "Oh my Lord"
Thank you for blessin' me
With a mind to rhyme and two hype feet
It feels good, when you know you're down
A super dope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch
I told you homeboy (You can't touch this)
Yeah, that's how we livin' and ya know (You can't touch this)
Look in my eyes, man (You can't touch this)
Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics (You can't touch this)
Fresh new kicks, and pants
You gotta like that, now you know you wanna dance
So move outta yo seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin', hold on!
Pump a little bit and let 'em know it's goin' on
Like that, like that
Cold on a mission, so fall on back
Let 'em know, that you're too much
And this is a beat, uh, they can't touch
Yo, I told you (you can't touch this)
Why you standin' there, man? (You can't touch this)
Yo, sound the bell, school's in, sucka (You can't touch this)
Give me a song, or rhythm
Makin' 'em sweat, that's what I'm givin' 'em
Now, they know
You talkin' 'bout the Hammer, you're talkin' 'bout a show
That's hyped, and tight
Singers are sweatin', so pass them a wipe
Or a tape, to learn
What's it gonna take in the 90's to burn
The charts? Legit
Either work hard or you might as well quit
That's word because you know (You can't touch this)
(You can't touch this)
Break it down!
Stop, Hammer time!
Go with the flow, it is said
That if you can't groove to this then you probably are dead
So wave yo hands in the air
Bust a few moves, run your fingers through your hair
This is it, for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Move, slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump
(Bump, bump, bump)
Yeah (You can't touch this)
Look, man (You can't touch this)
You better get hype, boy, 'cause you know you can't (You can't touch this)
Ring the bell, school's back in
Break it down!
Stop, Hammer time!
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
Break it down!
Stop, Hammer time!
Every time you see me, the Hammer's just so hyped
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doin' this?
With others makin' records that just don't hit
I've toured around the world, from London to the Bay
It's "Hammer, go Hammer, MC Hammer, yo Hammer"
And the rest can go and play
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
Yeah (You can't touch this)
I told you (Can't touch this)
Too hot (Can't touch this)
Yo, we outta here (Can't touch this)
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